Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@turduckenail
the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here
Not half as much as the audio is
Unmute rn istg. Turn it down first if you're wearing headphones, but for the love of god, unmute.
Imagine driving somewhere and accidentally running over a salmon. Imagine getting home and explaining that. Imagine seeing some distant roadkill and when you get close enough to see what it is it's salmon.
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....
[ID: Idris Elba in Pacific Rim leaning in with a serious expression and saying, "You, keep talking." END ID]
Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
Reblog if you're kinda irrelevant and don't know a single person who actively uses tumblr
Things that will never happen because everybody who has ever used tumblr is dead :(
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
i love being a writer what do you mean it's my job to open a document and then lie
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
Advanced maneuvers
Schmovement
I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club
My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.
fic planning be like:
evolution: hey mammals i got a new problem for ya, what's your plan for this one? mammals: okay i got it evolution: actually wait no mammals: what if i secrete evolution: i'm sorry i asked mammals: a thick fluid evolution: why are you like this mammals: full of proteins and fats evolution: you and the fucking hagfish mammals: from a gland evolution: yep. yep there it is.
just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
