Delicate Forest Spirit

Why the fuck am I still here?

[lesb0]

HGKFDJSDSGD

[lesb0]

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

here you go queen

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

thank you i love this

[black-nata]

feel like pure shit just want simple storytelling back

[sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2]

[headspace-hotel]

im losing it this just gets funnier the longer you look

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[mockwa]

[earthdad]

this is what a king looks like

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

@inthefallofasparrow is this the King of Wands?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mysharona1987]

[cowboy]

This blog is seriously gonna end me Catholics are so fucking funny

[mooonbride]

You’re laughing. This is my second form and the latin choir has started singing, and you’re laughing.

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

[schmuddel]

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

[nyanbinyuri]

[guerrillatech]

[normal-guy-posts]

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

[the-marxist-mash]

[thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck]

Sometimes Twitter is good

[cipheramnesia]

I thought originally the customer was just offended someone sent them a cake celebrating the Philadelphia PD.

[lesbiskammerat]

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

[lesbiskammerat]

“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this

[assignedligmaatbirth]

this has been said before but can y’all stop saying “women and nonbinary people” when you really mean “people i see as basically women”

[assignedligmaatbirth]

if you say “women and nonbinary people” consider if masculine nonbinary people or AMAB nonbinary people are included in your definition. if they aren’t, maybe don’t say that. there’s more to the nonbinary identity than just being a skinny white androgynous afab who uses they/them pronouns

[assignedligmaatbirth]

i forgot to say this but if you aren’t nb i don’t wanna hear ur hot take on this subject

[slowroar]

[eriquin]

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

[eriquin]

I may regret this, but …

[alertstatus]

that’s a lot of dicks.

[silencingthedrums]

Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!

[acitywithoutwalls]

God Bless America

[homosexyality]

steel mill boys make do

[retrogamingblog2]

Map of all the Korok Seeds in Breath of the Wild

[homofied]

Helpful guide incase anyone needs it 🥰

[rammadeus]

OH! So that’s where it is. I was missing one. Thanks