Life Is Short, Eat The Cupcake

26 years of artistic nonsense. mother to the cutest little girl on the face of the earth. hopeless romantic. cake decorator extraordinaire. Follow Layde Cakes on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, and facebook.

[toastbutteregg]

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[liechi]

this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

[powerfulwizard]

[milfandmoney-blog]

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

[liechi]

im already plenty hung thanks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

[dangerousturkey]

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

[dangerousturkey]

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when h– wait, what?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

[dangerousturkey]

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

[ruinedchildhood]

[xplodingunicorn]

[grazcore]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

who is she

[retrogamingblog]

Witch Pokemon Pins made by Veestoria

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[razzledazzlefoshazzle]

Im not gonna let ‘cum-loser’ tell me i got raccoon hands.

[senseitive]

who cares, do better, move on

[papillonnne]

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

[astrologyqueenn]

top vs bottom

Acts like a top, is a top: aries, scorpio, sagittarius

Acts like a top, is a bottom: leo, gemini, virgo

Acts like a bottom, is a bottom: cancer, libra, pisces

Acts like a bottom, is a top: taurus, aquarius, capricorn

[fortunatelyfadingcat-deactivate]

I’m a Gemini.. low-key accurate 😂😂

[curlsandstems]

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

[thegreynightsky]

GO OFFF

[babydollbucky]

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly classically trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

[dalekplz-deactivated20200508]

He in a cape too so extra points

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[scumbagsblog]

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain