Two Trucks

neil, he/him

[valtsv]

two trucks practicing social distancing

[twotrucksholdinghands]

:(

[wiionme]

[twotrucksholdinghands]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I think it's so funny when people call him "white Shrek" instead of like, "human Shrek"

[parkchanwoohoo]

You can't be saying that, white Shrek

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Actually there's a thematically resonant reason why people call him white Shrek and it involves him as a marginalized figure who needs to earn his--" Enough. This post is about how things are automatically funnier when green things are made white. White Yoda. White Hulk. White Shrek. Grow up

[druggonaut]

White Grinch. White Kermit. White Mike Wazowski. White power ranger (as in the green power ranger but now he is white. This one didn't work well because of the already implemented white power ranger but actually that power ranger turned white after he lost his green power ranger powers so yet again the world knows order and peace)

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is the ultimate showdown,

[mychemicalraymance]

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

[used2be-chromeedome-deactivated]

Transformers emojis for your server. Free to use, no credit.

Don’t ever ask me for anything ever again.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

love wins

[rslashrats]

neil cicierega utopia

[transformersheritagepost]

transformers heritage post

[twotrucksholdinghands]

:)

[hemipenal-system]

It's really problematic for you to post about dragon fucking. Everyone knows that humans can't consent and that dragons should be with their natural mate, the humble Ford F150 :/

man the last bit of this takes me by surprise every single time i read it. you're right though.

[gambleputty]

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

[dragongirlbunny]

tjey should invent smallstrogen [hrt that makes you small (like 6-10 inches tall)]

[finns-gifs]

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

[deejay]

[mothcrumbs]

HDFDJDVGSHDFJSGSGD DHDGJDVD

[clover-bug]

[planeyboys]

you are a critic in a very prestigious gallery, what are your thoughts on this piece?

[twotrucksholdinghands]

beautiful.

[neurommancer]

Original: Ahoy

[priezpourlui]

[hotcoward]

cyberfrot

[abalidoth]

Two trucks having wrecks

[the-motan]

two trucks having wrecks

[lithish]

(via @lagowings)

[wrecursion]

oh my god

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[mason-flare]

this the only platform i have to post this joke

[cannibalchicken]

[obscenicon]

[twotrucksholdinghands]

LOVE WINS