Worm

[ari-is-hiding]

I would never break into your house July 1st 2026 with 14 armed shrimp and declare you the new shrimp emperor.

Not something that would ever happen.

So don’t prepare.

Cause it wouldn’t happen.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[simply-elegantly-kai]

Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

[thedinosaurprince]

[freakasaurus-rex]

tomodachii life comes out tomorrow. You know what that means

...what? do you want me to make, like, gay miis? worm what

[twowigglyworms]

Yes the miis will be so fucking gay

[freakasaurus-rex]

awesome

[freakasaurus-rex]

tomodachii life comes out tomorrow. You know what that means

...what? do you want me to make, like, gay miis? worm what

[twowigglyworms]

Yes the miis will be so fucking gay

[hearteyes-wheeler]

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

[corrucyst]

[freakasaurus-rex]

boo

...hello

[twowigglyworms]

hi :)

[twowigglyworms]

I’m not sure if you intended this or not but whenever I see your posts in The Evil Science Center I always think you’re talking about the TMBG song “Doctor Worm”. This is a good thing btw

You are not the first to say this loll

[weirdness-is-good]

[whunt]

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

[jacob-the-gun]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[marlinspirkhall]

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

[silly-signs]

In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?

Door 1

Blue door 2

Revolving door 3

Thick door 4

Door 5

Cat door 6

Slanted door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

Dog door 10

Clown themed door 11

BOX!

Voting ended onApr 8

Links below!

Door 1

Door 2

Revolving door 3

Door 4

Door 5

🐱Door 6🐱

Door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

🐶Door 10🐶

🤡Door 11🤡

BOX!

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[twowigglyworms]

If you had to describe what you taste like, what would you say? 😐

Human flesh tastes like pork.

who the fuck are you.

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[twowigglyworms]

@twowigglyworms hey me in the future was this post about me or nah

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Was it?

[twowigglyworms]

i needed to think more critically, perhaps, but it was good fun at the time and still is, as long as i bear my reservations in mind.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

You should queue this for next year and see what you think then! :D

[twowigglyworms]

oh goodness me. But i have read so many books there would be. How would i explain?

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[twowigglyworms]

@twowigglyworms hey me in the future was this post about me or nah

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Was it?

[twowigglyworms]

i needed to think more critically, perhaps, but it was good fun at the time and still is, as long as i bear my reservations in mind.

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[twowigglyworms]

@twowigglyworms hey me in the future was this post about me or nah