DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

im twurg im 25and i learned how to fucking read 🔪🔪

[pngblog]

[lunadel66]

me as a cat

[thegirlcantdance]

funk & flash

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

born to be a lover girl forced to be funnier than every man i meet

[spirulin4]

a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[managerie76]

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[maskdoll]

every horror game needs to give you a gun so if you get too scared you can shoot yourself

[abyssaldyke]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[escuerzoresucitado]

[heidelbro]

[transmortifried]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[fishbphotography]

Castle and sakura manhole cover

Inuyama, Aichi, Japan

[sharkflan]

on the topic of hmc i always felt bad for markl when howl was losing it over his hair like poor kids standing there with the exact same hair color

[caligmaera]

cant stop thinking about this scene

[shopcat]

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

[shopcat]

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

[mini-moss]

Mossy rooms 🌿

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