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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
BEFRIEND HER
That’s gold.
Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!
how to love others from abc and dmx!!!!!!
X gon’ give it (it being relationship and life advice) to you
geguri: has only started learning english
also geguri: already using excellent english to brag to her teammates about her medals
Reblog if you've been offended by the words of your own parents.
I want to know if I’m the only one.
910,776. The amount of notes on this is disgusting.
Everyday :)
“Why can’t you be skinny like your sister?”
“What do you even have to be anxious about?”
“You should be more like (insert terrible old friends name)”
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oh every day sweetie
“You should go on a diet” “You’re not depressed you just want attention” “What are you stressing about? you need to stop I’ve got more to worry about than you” “You’re worthless, lazy and a piece of shit” Only a few things of many
‘‘you eat too much’‘
‘‘its for you own good you should wanna loose weight’‘
‘‘stop over reacting to everything its not anxiety its just stupid’‘
and course telling me im just a fat lazy ugly piece of shit
“don’t let anxiety stop you”
“why do you worry about stupid things like people not talking to you, some people don’t get breakfast!”
“you’re just a nasty brat that wants her way”
“if you were a boy you wouldn’t fuss so much”
“You just exist to annoy me it seems”
“they deserve that more than you do”
“You break everything you touch”
“Stop overreacting”
“Im not yelling, you have no right to be anxious”
Just to name a few
“You have no reason.to be depressed, stop crying.”
“Even if you dont eat. You could live off your fat for a couple days”
“even if you dont eat you could live off your fat for a couple days”
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so it turns out it’s easier to understand why they’re called eggplants before they’re ripe
basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant
As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”
“average homosexual sleeps with more than 500 ppl in their life time” factoid actualy just statistical error. average homosexual sleeps with 3 people per year. Homosexuals Georg, who lives in cave & tops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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where’s the cave
Again, this is why the rainbow flag will always belong to the gays
again this is why the rainbow flag will always belong to the gays
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How would I fare at Elsewhere? I'm a 20 year old creative writing student who's hella bi and hella anxious. I'm passionate about writing, love fantasy, and love to travel (tbh the fae world sounds terrifying and fascinating). I have a deep interest in psychology and religion. I also want tons of tattoos and maybe a few piercings.
A charm for you: a small glass jar of blue ink. When you uncork itthe ink swirls out of its own accord and sinks into your left hand. You can seeit moving beneath your skin in a way that’s very alarming, but all it seems towant to do is take the abstract shape of a snake and wander around. After a fewweeks it spends most of its time curled over your shoulders. As pets go, it’slow maintenance. As tattoos go, it’s quite fetching. You just wish it didn’teat any other tattoos you got.
Teach boys about periods
My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).
I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.
My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.
My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.
When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.
Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.
Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.
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Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!
WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS
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THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS MADE INTO POTIONS once you take them, they are in your for a long time. depending how bad you have it, it stays longer. dont feed into them and they will fade away.
these potions are made of other peoples souls who tried to defy the witch. if she deems you unworthy- she will either tell you to leave or she will take your soul if she sees your soul more useful than you. if she finds you more useful , she will take your soul, and give you one of the SEVEN DEADLY SOULS to replace yours. after that, you are now her pupil.
remind you of someone?
as pills
the pills work for 24 hours no matter what time of the day you take them. as the hours pass, the effects grow worse and worse and you can no longer control yourself until 24 hours pass.
the effects
Pink: you will crave intimacy and love from anyone. the love grows worse as you can no longer hear the person who is talking to you. best to stay indoors and locked away till time vanishes. yellow: hungry? wanna eat till you pop? this pills will make you eat till you sleep…careful to eat only food. and make sure your friend doesn’t look so yummy. orange: everything is yours. dont worry about buying it. its yours now! just take it and go. blue: who cares, you dont feel like doing anything..just lay in bed and let nature do the job for you.
red: EVERYONE IS YOUR ENEMY! NO ONE GETS IN YOUR WAY. AND IF THEY DO. SHOW THEM WHOS BOSS!
green: why is everything better than you. why not have a bit of revenge? make them feel bad. remember how bad you are, and how you want to be them. happy! finally, things will go your way!
purple: who needs the world when you have you? you’re always right. you know what to do. you’re better that everyone. hold your hands behind your back, and laugh at the faces of those under you.
the eyes
this happens after you take the pills
here are the seven deadly souls!
they are all owned by brew.
feel free to send them asks! and if you want your ocs to interact with the souls or items! feel free to use them, but as for the souls, ask me about them before using them. as much as they are a name of what they are, they do have personality.
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HO MY this is quite intersting
workin more on these! thanks for rebloggin!
when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid” and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.
she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink.
“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”
Instilling confidence in children, or anyone, is the very best thing a person can do.
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Mischief, the raven, likes to say “hi.”
Hello!
Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱
