this person shitposts

sorry ik -_-

[sundayhabit]

Be so focused on your growth that everyone else’s business is irrelevant

[guy]

[tarynel]

Water is amazing. No taste but it’s so fucking good. I can’t believe some people don’t like drinking water.

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[deanmoth]

What We Do In The Shadows | Season 3 Episode 2

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

the fallen

[ladystarks]

[rosabienfuerte]

[dawsonscreekdaily]

Okay, here’s the deal. She knows that you know, but she’s got a few requests. No maudlin soap opera theatrics. She wants the room drama free and full of laughter. No tears. In fact, she’s instructed me to bar anyone from the hospital that cries.

[gaylor-moon]

[vanquishedvaliant]

How wikipedia browsing actually works

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[throughablogdarkly]

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

[aechlys]

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

[fluffmugger]

crows in Japan are Next Level, they’re engaged in an ongoing nest battle with the Japanese power companies and the crows are winning.  (actually, given that some power companies have started building artificial nests in non-delicate portions of their towers, I’d argue the crows have won)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aeonlamb]

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

[aeonlamb]

i may be stupid

[vapid-gay]

This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

[pocmemes]

[fiestabucket]

chill beats to caramelize onions to