Time To Die, Comrade

Melody—28 Archaeologist, sweater-wearer, coffee drinker

[annabelle--cane]

I could swear someone’s made this joke before but if they haven’t, here

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I've been noticing an emerging Bloodymary headcanon that everyone agrees on, myself included, and it's HYSTERICAL.

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Grace: Hey, do you want some coffee?

Simon, snarky: Yeah right. Good joke.

Grace: I made a cup. It's for you.

Simon: ... People have killed each other for this, and you're just giving it to me?

Grace: what

Bonus:

Grace: Hey, you want some coffee?

Simon: Never heard of it.

Grace: It's a stimulant. Makes you energized.

Simon: Sorry, I don't do drugs.

He says, like a liar.

[kosmogrl]

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[frankhermann]

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

[lipstickhamlet]

twelfth night a plot: SQUEEEEE OMG lord orsino is so cute but lady olivia likes me too and i'm being mistaken for my twin brother!!

twelfth night b plot: ok sir toby now hit the second tower

[artssie]

The Death of Icarus (b.1823-1889) by Alexandre Cabanel

[hannahbluish]

[veckati]

little johnny

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[ltwilliammowett]

Maryland's Mallows Bay, is a designated national marine sanctuary, has an intriguing history. This 18-square-mile park is filled with the remains of over 100 wooden, flat-bottom ships from World War I, making it the largest ship graveyard in the Western Hemisphere. Today, it is a wildlife oasis.

[eruthros]

I did the usual "hmm, is this real, tell me more" about this and found the Mallows Bay Shipwreck Water Trail site, which has photos, videos, and also 3D models of the shipwrecks! Super cool.

[Image description: Three images of shipwrecks in murky green water. In the top image, three ships are nestled together, all covered in plants. In the middle image, the outline of a ship and some structures on it are visible as dark lines through the water. In the last image, there are many ships together, their outlines more visible in some areas than others.]

[vamplire]

louis de pointe du lackofaccountability

[lokiusmybeloveds]

what if I was a DETECTIVE and DIVORCED and had a complicated relationship with my son who plays SPACE LACROSSE and you were a CRIMINAL OVERLORD EX-SITH I was trying to track down and I stared DEEPLY into the eyes of a HOLOGRAM RECORDING of you and you killed EVERYONE ELSE except me when you were MURDER RAMPAGING through the police station

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[jackalopescruff]

NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[headspace-hotel]

I am too obsessed wiht this post

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!