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[cy-lindric]

She

[tatzelwurming]

[tatzelwurming]

the don’t know about this

[animentality]

[damazcuz]

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[lastvalyrian]

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

[bugjest]

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

[flowers-but-gay]

rule

[roycohn]

mark's back monday

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[gasterofficial]

wtf drinking is cool again

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[fadingpeacedogg]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[milf-adjacent]

[oliviawebsite]

if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world

[jeekoftheweek]

[inthefallofasparrow]