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drakebarmitzva

reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay

tyleroakley

NEW VIDEO: “I GOT POOPED ON”

Reblog if you want me to check out your blog! Following a bunch!

qrsive

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

elkian

why do advertisers humanize food products

thesylverlining

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

mondonger-deactivated20131224

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

princess-meathead-blog

Lmfaoooooo

twerks4loanpayments

thefabulousbombfairy-blog

I bet their hairdresser is like “aww the cute gay couple have booked appointments again, they always get matching haircuts”

ridiculoser-deactivated20141018

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

thereactivist

Beautiful.

sppaade

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reblog this with how you pronounce "lmao" in the tags

#lmawwoooo

jamiesclaytons

cats make me so happy i want 20

tyler-my-boy

Dogs make me so happy I want 20

jamiesclaytons

cats make me so happy i want 20

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gotsickofmyoldurl

I corrected it

brainmilks-deactivated

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate. I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke

ohcelestialppl

Aka the zodiac signs

Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody

Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done

Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius

Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy

Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside

Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model

Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause

Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm

me: hoe don't do it

tumblr staff: *new update*

me: oh my god

persephhona

derekhalesprayercircle-blog

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

suicidemydarling

This fucking this^^^

despotic

I’ve always loved this.

dangerhamster

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.