Maddie

Heyyyooo! I post stupid shit on this blog, but if you want only 5sos content, you can follow my other blog @daddy5sos

[daddy5sos]

Masterlist

WARNING: Most of these are not my writing. Some are mine, some have been submitted, and a lot are ones I’ve reblogged to help other blogs with great writing get recognition.

ALL THE DADDIES

Daddies

Rule Breaker

Cashton Threesome

Mashton Threesome

Kittens Play

Another Cashton Threesome

Another Mashton Threesome

Michael

Bad Girl

Call Me Daddy

Michael Moans ;)

Daddy’s Home Kitten

No Having Sex with that Michael Boy

Princess

Daddy’s Favorite

Daddy MIMI Audio

Obeying Daddy Pt.1

Pt.2

Pt.3

Pt.4

Just This Once

Home

Daddy Kink

Ashton

Daddy Ashton

Jealous

Help me Out

Daddy Ashton Smut

The one @5sos-official Reblogged

In Charge

Partition

Wow More Daddy Ashton Smut

Daddy Likes a Bad Girl

Wildfire

Christmas Punishment

Jealous BF

Teacher

New Found Kink

Yet Another Daddy Ashton Smut

Threesome

Birthday Gift

Time Alone

Your Kitten

I Cant Believe its not Daddy Ashton Smut

Naughty Girls Get Punished

More Teacher Smut

Daddy’s Good Girl

Shower Sex

Are You Ready?

Its a bird! Its a Plane! No, its Daddy Ashton Smut

Visual

Go Hard on Me

New York

Tease

Home

I ran out of Jokes. Daddy Ashton

No you dont Princess

Calum

CEO

Safeword

Calum is Coming to Play

Remind Me

Worth it

Name Play

Sugar Daddy

Daddy Calum Kink

Dom

Jealous

Do it Harder

Money, Sex, and Power

Calum Hood Smut 

One More, Daddy!

Calum’s Moans

Luke

Absolutely

No Title?

Daddy Kink

Luke’s Pet Pt.1

Pt.2

Pt.3

Pt.4

Daddy’s Little Princess

Dom Luke Audio

Tease Audio

Luek Wants a BJ

Blackmail Pt.1

Pt.2

Pt.3

Pt.4

Over Under

Tour Bus

We Like It Loud

More Dom Luke

Naughty

Baby Girl

Behind the Scenes

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[sadboredlonley]

Can Cocktail Chats become like a regular thing.

They don’t even have to talk about music, they can just get drunk and talk about tour memories or conspiracy theories or like just life in general.

[fairyqueensupreme-deactivated20]

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

[tylerbehoechillin]

Lol so I got drunk the other night and accidentally adopted a puppy from this woman I met at a party, so I’m a mom now and I’m STRESSED, but she is an angel! I named her Nani

[tylerbehoechillin]

Update: she’s growing up way too fast! She got to go swimming today and absolutely hated it! She loved laying on the float tho!

[thebootydiaries]

me: they hurt me!! I’m gonna be distant! that’ll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

this is for my 1d mutuals

[tylerbehoechillin]

Lol so I got drunk the other night and accidentally adopted a puppy from this woman I met at a party, so I’m a mom now and I’m STRESSED, but she is an angel! I named her Nani

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[transguydustin-old]

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

[vuitton]

[nana-71926]

The most tender gaze.

[themightykaimonster]

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

[petteroes3]

I have observed multiple mutuals here under the age of 18 who are not allowed by their parents to cut/dye/bleach their hair or have piercings. Once upon a time I wasn’t allowed either, and I remember I never really understood why.

Whenever I asked “why not”, my mother would always reply “wait until you’re 18.”, which isn’t really an answer so I asked again; why not? To which she finally replied (after an unnecessary hissyfit), “because you might regret it.”

Now I had my answer but the thing is, I didn’t see any problem with that. But to avoid any more hilariously aggressive confrontations- I waited. I turned 18 and I pierced my eyebrow, cut my hair short and dyed my hair bright red. And then green. And then pink. And then blue then green and turquoise and purple and orange and pink and then blue. I pierced my tongue and lips and belly button and everything was so fun and exciting because I was finally allowed to do what I was denied as a child.

But then my mother started crying, the poor soul didn’t know what to do. She questioned her parenting and blamed me for her depression and so on and so forth and I was still so damn confused about what the problem was! I had no problem getting a job, and when I joined the army I removed the piercings and temporarily dyed my hair a normal brown again like the responsible adult I was. When I went back to work/school I kept putting fun colors in my hair again and put the piercings back. I encountered exactly zero problems in my adulting, but still my mother was upset!

One day she explained to me that I was now too old to be doing this; she was afraid other parents would blame her for bad parenting and she believed that I should know better now that I was an adult.

Now…THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD TO ME.

Because basically, my mother didn’t want me to dye my hair as a child in fear of me regretting it, and then as an adult I should magically know that i will regret it without having tried it and also I should be aware of the prejudice of other parents (which I never encountered) — which isn’t only extremely backwards logic but it also means in this case she’d rather seem like a good parent to other parents than to be a good parent for her child.

My mother knows better now; she has tattoos and bleached hair and doesn’t care but if her children and friends hadn’t normalized being a little different for her then she never would’ve changed her thinking.

Let kids put fun colors in their hair. Don’t make such a big deal out of such little things.

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Hair grow out. Dye fades. Piercings heal up. Clothes wear out. Let your kid do what they want.

[introvert-hangout]

introverts

introvert: *sees text popping up on phone: ‘Hey, want to meet Friday afternoon?’

introvert: *waits until Saturday morning*

introvert: *opens message and replies: ‘Oh I’m so sorry, I have just seen your text!’

[sunflowercocoa]

as an introvert that used to do this all the time… please don’t do this. 

its just not nice to leave people hanging. think of when you want a reply and are eagerly awaiting someone regarding plans or anything time sensitive. this is just so rude…………….. suck it up and tell them you can’t make it. or postpone the plan if you want more time to mentally prepare to socialise. 

stop using introversion as an excuse to be a dick. 

its 2018 everyone knows everyone’s always on their phones no one’s gonna believe you didn’t see their message unless you genuinely had some emergency or lost or broke your phone. or if you’re having a bad week just explain you’re having a bad week. people will understand… so just … don’t be an ass. 

[thebestoftumbling]

[thegoodvybe]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[augustdementhe]

Look at that round face, I’m DYING. 

[bob-belcher]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

Facts

[aesopquarriman]

[yourmuseco]

young period hormones