tyler

people always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god

[cosmicbcrn-a]

“ if i am comfortable in my clothes i do not see what the problem is. “

[tylerkouri]

“ well, for one, you’re lookin’ like a weirdo with a bad spray tan. ”

[viiolcnt]

          ––– “it’s JUST one cigarette, it’s not going to ruin your life. GOD, why do you have to be such a buzzkill??” 

[tylerkouri]

“ nah, fam’, i just don’t do cigs, but if you’ve got pot you want to share then i’ll gladly sit on the nasty ground and smoke with you. ”

[blondiexwitch-blog]

“As much as I miss my home, I’m happy to get a new chance here in New York. I don’t know if I want to go back to Lakewood anymore, I’m so torn.”

[tylerkouri]

“ that’s fucked, dude. don’ know what ‘ta tell ya’. ”

[prettybirdiisms-deactivated2022]

“That’s probably going to end in either tears or laughter.” The male remarked with a shake of his head, before an eyebrow rose. “Could I suggest rethinking it?”

[tylerkouri]

tyler shrugged, pretending to rethink her decision for a beat, “ you can suggest it, but you see, that’s what i do. ”

[thecagedwinchester-deactivated2]

“I’m sorry what was that? I don’t think I heard you.”

[tylerkouri]

“ i said, ‘ you good, fam ? ’”

[babyunwin]

“I would not go in there, it’s a bloody disaster.” Daisy made sure to shut the door tightly behind her, annoyance crossing her features. The annoyance makes the lump in her backpack move and she crinkles her nose when the pug pops his head out of her backpack and rests his head on her shoulder. Half trying to be comforting and half trying to see who she’s talking to. “I told you not to move, you butt, you’ll ruin the backpack.” In response to that JB licks her cheek and she lets out a sigh before looking at the person with a raised brow. “Right, is your apartment flooded too?”

[tylerkouri]

“ nah, man, it’s chill, ” tyler shrugged, having figured out her own apartment earlier in the week. she hated to hear people complain about their own, simply because it wasn’t a perfect world and s**t went down occasionally, people should deal.

[whxtecanary]

           ❝You know? You tell the truth, you get in trouble. You lie, you get in trouble. We’re probably just better off not saying anything at all❞ 

[tylerkouri]

“ if we’re better off not talking, why are you even speaking to me ?? ”

[tylerkouri]

[text] Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

meme » ‘following my aus and prompts listfrom a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs’ ( accepting || @diff-benbraeden )

text:  😀 this one looks like it’s about to murder your whole fucking family.

[tylerkouri]

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

meme » ‘following my aus and prompts listfrom a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs’ ( accepting || @haleygdunphy )

“ all i’m saying is that he isn’t as hot as everyone says he is. plenty of people more attractive. ”

[harpersbazaar]

Gigi Hadid’s Bombshell Style

The model made a t-shirt look chic while out and about in New York City.

[ludaprilgate]

[bloodanddye]

you call me a                 мoɴѕтer

        「 ＳＡＹ  ＩＴ  ＡＧＡＩＮ 」

                      and I’ll show you                                      jυѕт нow             M̛̭̳̟͇͓ͫ͑Ọ͈̭͚̘͉̒ͬ̑͊̋̅̾N̸̙̙̰̲̠͖͛͒ͣͣ͂̾̎ͅS̫̿͗̄̏͊͝T̥̫̮̖͇̝͐̔̃̊̆̓R̡͖̰̠̤̉̓̾̏̊̀̚Ǫ͉̬̔ͧ̌U̙̞͌͊͗S̨̾ͨ̚                                       ι cαɴ вe

[magiicwands]

      ‘ this place is filled with wrackspurts. i havent seen this many ever. ‘

[tylerkouri]

“ rather than wrackspurts i was thinking this place is filled with wackjobs. ”

[tylerkouri]

“ since moving in all i’ve heard is people fuckin’ complaining about their apartments. damn, we get it, but shit happens. i don’ know about you but i wanna’ get away from all the complaining, you down for gettin’ a bite to eat ? there is an amazing diner, like, right down the street. ”

[coloredhairboy]

“If I had known that they were immediately going to screw up all my hard work, I never would have bothered to put all my stuff away.” He surveyed his room with an annoyed look, nose wrinkling and hair curling up slightly as if reacting to his mood. “Not that I had much to put away but it’s still annoying.”

[tylerkouri]

“ fuckin’ preach it, ” the blonde replied, she’d just moved in, hardly even gotten her boxes unpacked before the wind ripped through, tossing everything she’d worked hard to decorate into complete chaos. 

[sshockiisms]

shock wasn’t keen on asking for help but she had no running water in her place and she was not ready to deal with it until she got the dirt and mud clean off her from that crap car that decided it was ‘cool’ to run over the giant puddle next to her. she knocked on the door loudly, slightly irritated, “hey, i don’t having water in my place and need to shower so please open the fuck up!”

[tylerkouri]

the knocking on the door was almost comical to tyler, the girl assumed that she would let her i simply because she had no running water. take pity on the other and invite her into the apartment to use her water that she paid good money for. opening the door an eyebrow was raised, “ man, that fucking sucks, don’t it ? ”

[ofviciousnature]

    “I don’t want to talk about it.”

[tylerkouri]

          “ that’s funny because i didn’t plan on asking. ”