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oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
every fucking day brother
“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”
serious answer: I ran some quick math (below the cut) and found out that this ant would impart about ten times the amount of energy as an impact by a 45kg Howitzer round, or one thousand times the energy yield of a typical handgrenade. Ordinarily I would expect something like an ant to disintegrate on impact at high speeds, but there is simply so much energy in that ant that it would have nowhere else to go but forward - even if it completely exploded on impact without penetrating, you would definitely die and definitely need a closed-casket funeral. If it simply went straight through without meaningful disintegration, carrying the majority of its energy away with it, with this being a hypersonic projectile (actually, it's a relativistic one) it still would definitely shred at least a grapefruit-sized hole in you just from cavitation damage. Given the ridiculous speed, it would also create a significant amount of heat and a concussive sonic shockwave as it did so, definitely killing you instantly and probably turning you into charred ground beef.
TLDR yes you would be super mega dead
oh but the ant so small I can take it
that's true I didn't think of that
ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
using your phone in a movie theater is a symptom of long covid
the defense of being on your phone in a movie theater is who cares? by your own admission, you should be paying attention to the movie. so why do you care what other people are doing? you’re meant to be paying attention to the movie.
"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?
and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.
Literally Raphael is just a normal person!
this is what the heavenly breakroom is like
So weird that there's a biblical angel who looks just like a water cooler
you fool. that's god.
I can think of a few bands that would write a song called God Is A Water Cooler; it would either be a Mogwai instrumental or an anarcho song by a post-punk band about the strains of work and capitalism. It would be an IDLES song and if it isn't, I'll just have to write it myself
I DID IT LMAO
Wrote the song for an assignment. I had to put in a small note explaining where the strange lyric "god is a water cooler" could possibly come from.
let's see what my prof makes of it!
So this was inspired by a discussion I had with a friend yesterday.
It started with me mentioning offhand that once upon a time, I had considered arguing with my university that they should publicly post their class schedules because technically, anyone is allowed to sit in on a class, but that's practically blocked off from the community by virtue of them not having access to when and where the courses are happening.
He immediately pulled up a public-facing version of the course scheduling system that I never knew existed and said something like "If people really wanted that information, they could find it."
Information accessibility is a big deal to me, so then I started to explain that "not knowing what you don't know" and the vast amount of info people have to sift through are real barriers to people obtaining information and also that "This doesn't exist," and "I can't find it," look exactly the same, so if people can't find something, they will eventually give up because of diminishing returns on the effort of looking for something that may not exist.
But he just kept saying different versions of "Well if people REALLY wanted it, they'd go find it," which really surprised me because he's liberal, very intelligent and very into philosophy, but he couldn't seem to see the logical end result of a philosophy about information access that basically comes down to "pull yourself up by the bootstraps (and if you can't, you didn't deserve to succeed)."
So he went on this rant about how the general public should simply know almost all information is out there and put in the effort to find it (without any outreach or effort to engage the public on this), and I said,
"You will be perpetually angry at how unmotivated and badly informed the public is with your current attitude. And it will never improve without people who do not have your attitude. This is the reality you are doomed to because of this perspective. It's neither good nor bad. I'm not faulting you for it, but no matter what you have to say to justify your perspective, this will always be the result."
Because any "BUT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER IF PEOPLE WOULD JUST ____" philosophy is USELESS if you expect "people" (i.e. the public at large) to spontaneously start or stop doing something without some kind of outside effort - an outreach campaign, an educational movement, an incentive, etc.
If you're falling into those kind of thought patterns, it's not going to be productive for you or society because you're always going to be mad, and you're never going to do anything to change the things that make you mad because you're too caught up in your own feelings of indignance and frustration.
The moment I knew the new management company for my flats was gonna be worthless was when they put out an email saying something like
"Do not pile rubbish bags on top of the big outside trash containers when they're full already! They can fall off and split open and what if we get rats, yuck."
... with no mention whatsoever of what they expect people to do instead, nevermind the self-awareness to consider that if this is a regular problem, you probably don't have enough trash containers.
I only worked for a bit over a year in the kinds of library job where I have any real role in managing the space that the users are in, but even that was enough for me to learn: if there's trash on the shelves/floor and you want there to not be, you don't just scold people or put up a sign telling them not to do that. You put a bin in that area.
The kinda problem you're talking about at the university is actually a big deal in library and information science, it's called "discoverability". If resources aren't discoverable by users it doesn't matter how good they are! And so we study this whole field of 'information-seeking behaviour' to try to figure out how to make sure people do find what they need
my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.
Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.
After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.
The housing market is a fucking travesty.
Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....
ben shapiro making a video angry about "the left" celebrating brian thompsons death is even funnier now that the lead suspect is conservative
A perfect snapshot of America in the trending articles from 12/6/24
oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there's like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston's quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like "oh thanks i really needed that" and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be "shame what happened to gaston :(" but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i've never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this
told my flatmate about my dream and he said "i hope he becomes one of your favourites because of this so you will always be reminded of him viscerally dying in front of you" ??????? DUDE???????
Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought
I hate this website
Like come on dude, you couldn't torture this information out of me
And does the honeybee begrudge the cow its willingness to part with its milk? Our differences enrich our experience of this beautiful world.
"I masturbated with a pepper"
"Wtf"
[Socratean poetry]
I don't need to take this from you tumblr user collaredbottom
I genuinely don't think grimeclown is much better
oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it
Farewell!
The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
yeah okay ill reblog that
It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way
You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice
Like a sack of what