Snake Plissken's Eyepatch.

Over 21. You had better be, too. FL. I make watches for a living. That's how autstic I must be.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Born too late too see the kamakizes on fire in the pacific sky. Born too early to see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion and C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

[ultramaga]

An illegal Afghan immigrant arrested in France for raping goats and sheep

The case occurred in the town of Les Pennes-Mirabeau near Marseille.

[gsirvitor]

But I get called racist if I say they do that.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Never forget someone sent a FOIA request to the pentagon to ask if they had any footage of the afghans having sex with animals and they sent the guy hundreds to hours of footage of them having sex with donkeys and in some cases killing the donkey after to eat it.

[1americanconservative]

[torix-gaming]

Islam is 600 years newer than Christianity, but all of Islam is heresy, so what's the harm in just a little more?

Source: Saint Thomas Aquinas

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Islam also six different times randomly says so and so was the first man. They claim Adam was and then that Moses was and then that Jesus was and the Mohammed was. It’s a backwards ass religion created by an illiterate goat farmer who also according to historical record engaged in male orgies with Persian and Indo men. So he’s a whacko.

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I got an Indian run former citgo by my house that does this. Every few years they get nailed by the agriculture dept. after enough reports and they lose their license to sell gas but always come back a few years later and do it again. Been like this for 30 years now. They legit shut down the store when they’re not allowed to sell gas and leave to their home in India then come back when they can.

[watermelinoe]

how can there be no fandom for remington steele it's got everything. a woman making it in a man's world. a guy whose obsessive knowledge of movies is somehow always plot-relevant. doris roberts.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Remingtone Steele was great.

[justin-moan]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Cannibalautistic.

[labcorp]

dni unless you have a costco credit card

[jazzhaaaands]

What about a membership card?

[labcorp]

nope not the same one bit

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I got one.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

"UK Government concerned with far right ideals migrating home with World Cup fans visiting the US to institute special questioning upon their return home. Home Secretary floating scheme to have them take a nine week course if they fail to pass questioning."

Lmao. England is such a mess.

[shes-unforgettable]

How do you wash your face every day?

Just water

With the same soap I use on my body

With a cleanser just for the face

Voting ended on8h

[shes-unforgettable]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Currently using this. I still am mad they stopped making their Campfire Smoke soap.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Sister bought me a bunch of those a couple years back. They worked great, but I got no goddamn idea what they smell like.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

They smell pretty cool. I like the "Big Ass Bricks" of soap cause they last forever.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I love listening to people talk about some important job they are going to get knowing they will fail the drug test and not get it.

[shes-unforgettable]

How do you wash your face every day?

Just water

With the same soap I use on my body

With a cleanser just for the face

Voting ended on8h

[shes-unforgettable]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Currently using this. I still am mad they stopped making their Campfire Smoke soap.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Please fart in my mouth and inflate my cheeks with your sexy intestinal gas 💨

No thank you.

[kayla-denker]

Hey, you, cis girl that's very (correctly) vocal about women being allowed to talk about their periods, do you include trans women in that?

I ask because every single time I've tried to talk about it to anyone that isn't a trans woman they get fucking angry. Which has caused me to have to just suffer in silence every single month. So I really relate to cis women when they talk about literally the exact same thing; being shamed by everyone around them their whole lives for talking about their periods, so they just suffer in silence every month as it negatively impacts their work and social lives. But I don't even feel like I can voice that I am literally dealing with the same exact thing because most of y'all react like you want to throw me in front of a bus for saying it, even those of you who act like your such big great transfem allies.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Homie you’re deeply bat shit insane cause you’re a man and this ain’t possible lmao.

[the-professional-despiser]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

It's as if 5% of the population is committing 95% of the sex crimes. Almost as if you should remove that population for public safety....

[beardedmrbean]

I need to find some more regional variations of these

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Now I finally understand.

[obsessedbyneon]

Harrison Ford for Kirin Lager Beer

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I always laugh when I see this ad because it makes me vocally say outloud what the Japanese call him. "Hab Soaroo."