Snake Plissken's Eyepatch.

Over 21. You had better be, too. FL. I make watches for a living. That's how autistic I must be.

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Who do you fuck? Your hand doesn't count 🤣

Generally women on bumble.

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Warhammer is for gay virgins like yourself

Thankfully I fuck a lot.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I love the nonsense of people on instagram. A left wing weird dude got mad cause I was like "Yeah, Iran is bad." And after a bunch of nonsense he asked me what I was and I jokingly said I was a black woman and he lost his shit and apologized for his accidental whiteness over me. Lmao.

What a fag.

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[odalismus]

Black DMs white laces 😁

[euronymous4e]

I thought about wearing these and gaslighting anyone who tries to call me out as internet-brained

[inwardhardar]

Steel toe leather workboots

If it's my day off, fashionable leather boots.

I need the ankle support.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

After years of wearing the same Merells and them now being garbage I am gonna try out these Vans UltraRange 2.0's I got coming on Wednesday.

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I'll be honest. I would rather be shitty at BMX at my age than good at pickleball.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Do you think they actually turned Mitch McConnell into a Servitor or maybe a Dreadnought.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

furby girl = jess

Who?

[labcorp]

the email

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Per my last email.

[herogasm70]

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“No one will be hearing from me tonight.”

[warcrimesimulator]

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Rhino horn be like that.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I pee chunks sometimes.

Cottage cheese pee?

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Did I stay up all night watching ER while building watches? Yes.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I need to buy some art for the walls in here, I think.

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I am looking for prints for wall art for my place and the new workshop space. Every art vendor has massive amounts of fucking coquette and fairycore art I have to sirt through for normal man type shit.

[carmelasoprano]

Jean Smart and Dixie Carter as Charlene Frazier and Julia Sugarbaker Designing Women (1986–1993) S04E08 · “Julia Gets Her Head Stuck in a Fence”

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

Watching his show as a small boy is why I think I like women with big hair.

[momo-y0te]

Anti-gun rhetoric is anti feminist. Reblog