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this is my baby

smokeweedington

baby boy

aquaheartgirl

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

dretanya

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Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

butch-king-frankenstein

I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

quetzalpali

Amen

atomic-darth

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

shingojira

the big twist in the last jedi is that soulcalibur 4 was actually canon

shingojira

charlesoberonn

Pokemon but instead of hundreds of distinct evolutionary lines, every pokemon is an evolution of one of the three starters.

Each starter has dozens of evolutions with various branching paths and forms it could take.

charlesoberonn

Apparently I just described Digimon.

ylwkirby-moved

What’s it like being 21 and older

dream-cassette

tylerthewalrus

When someone’s solution to your depression is “just think happy thoughts”

#//Depression

avatardforlife

Maps of The Gaang’s Travels throughout the series.

squidwithelbows

I love maps. And avatar. And avatar maps.

did you want a mod that adds more dragons to skyrim se, because you can have this. you can have even more dragons.

werewolfbneimitzvah

i have looked into the void and it has welcomed me in as an old friend

spiritualevolution1111

Attention photoshop artists, I can see right through your Moon ‘photos’, lol FYI, the moon is not see through when light does not hit it.

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this is getting too real

residentgoodgirl

aphony-cree

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”