Fic rec master post
I’ve finally made that master post I’ve talked about. Thank you to all of you who sent me recs! :)
These recs are mostly Kakuhida but some are not. Kakuzu and/or Hidan are in all of them.
Is it life or art? by @lilac-bramble
Summary; AU Kakuzu/Hidan set against the tempestuous backdrop of the London art scene. Kakuzu is an investment banker with an extensive art collection and a difficult past; Hidan is a notorious life model unwillingly moving into the world of fashion. They take to each other inexplicably and immediately, but can they keep it together as their friends’ relationships deteriorate around them and Hidan just can’t seem to stay out of trouble?
An affair of the heart by @lilac-bramble
Summary; As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu…
Rapacious by Grandma_wolf
Summary; What really goes bump in the night? Are those fireflies fluttering between the branches of those trees? Or could it be a predator keeping an eye on it’s latest meal?
Camera-shy by Grandma_wolf
Summary; When young Business-major Itachi Uchiha’s uncle asks him to manage his business for him while he recuperates in the hospital, Itachi jumps at the opportunity. Of course, he hadn’t been expecting to be placed dead-center in the porn industry by having to oversee a group of online camera-show actors. Including one whom he was a loyal viewer and ‘supporter’ of. He even had several items from Mr. 'Caribbean Blue’s online store. Not that he ever needed to reach for the ½ scale vibrator while watching him.
To teach you (nothing like a zombie apocalypse) by Tozette
Summary; Hidan’s plans for today have changed from make it home and take a nap to choose which way to die is least shitty. Since he’s contemplating it anyway, he’s pretty sure he’d prefer the explosion to the fall, but he’s still open to alternatives that, you know, don’t involve dying.
Something you do at gunpoint by Tozette
Summary; He knows he’s got the right guy because he’s seen pictures of him. He’s got pictures, addresses, schedules. He’s got the CCTV footage. He knows he’s got the right guy. So it’s really inconvenient when he sets up his rifle on the rooftop with the best angle into the guy’s office window, sees his mark cross the lens of the scope and thinks: Hidan’s always more trouble than he’s worth. He blinks. And buried inside him somewhere, something big and ancient and a little scary wakes up.
Dirt and Ashes, or: the one.and-a-half body problem by Tozette
Summary; The invasion of Konoha during the chuunin exam didn’t fail. Team seven is broken, people are dead, and Sakura is hurt and frightened and a very long way from home.Alternative summary: In which Sakura carries half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies, and other people’s legs.
Masala Dosa by Firefly
FF.net won’t let me copypaste the summary/authors’ notes, but click the link and you can see what it’s about!
Paying a compliment by Firefly
FF.net won’t let me copypaste the summary/authors’ notes, but click the link and you can see what it’s about!
Extasis by Firefly
FF.net won’t let me copypaste the summary/authors’ notes, but click the link and you can see what it’s about!
Say hello to your new partner by Firefly
FF.net won’t let me copypaste the summary/authors’ notes, but click the link and you can see what it’s about!
Callow lamb by Firefly
FF.net won’t let me copypaste the summary/authors’ notes, but click the link and you can see what it’s about!
Hardly eternity by Makkoska
Summary; The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can’t die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan.
Forever by Makkoska
Summary; Hidan thinks about his long-time partner on a sleepless night. Sequel to Hardly Eternity.
Stranger things have happened by Makkoska
Summary; When Hidan is captured by a group of shinobi hunting for him, Kakuzu grudgingly has to come to his rescue. It starts a chain of events that neither of them anticipated.
Catch me if you can by Makkoska
Summary; Kakuzu and Hidan need to change from their Akatsuki cloaks so they won’t draw attention to themselves. When Hidan’s choice of clothing doesn’t meet Kakuzu’s approval he does his best to get him out of it. Hidan resists.
Company by BlessedMasochist
Summary; They aren’t necessarily in love, but they’re the best they have.
Evolution of us by Senko wakimarin
Summary; “No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger.”
Hallowed by Jashin-chan
Summary; “He could never REALLY forget the best eleven years of his life. Not he, the everlasting martyr…/ A background story, Hidan’s POV.”
Follow your arrow by Weirdowithagun
Summary; “When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.” -Kacey Musgraves Doctor Kakuzu Hoku had followed one straight and narrow path his entire life in the pursuit of his one and only love; Money. Dubbed the 'asshole of the century’ he constantly finds himself having to get new secretaries via his old friend Kisame Hoshigaki, the friendly and easy-going human resources worker. Unfortunately for Kakuzu, Kisame makes a bit of an error sending him his latest employee while trying to help out one of his friends, a man by the name of Itachi Uchiha, who’s new roommate has been having a hard time finding work due to his less than spectacular legal history.Hidan San is 'desperately afraid of his own desires’, and throughout his unfortunate life has never managed to find a place he could really call home, or people he could really call friends, until he accepts a job in a last-ditch effort to appease his roommate that ends up sticking him with the man he’s come to know as Dr. Satan. After a string of self-realizations and mini-panic attacks, they find themselves suddenly on a completely new path that greets them both with surprise after surprise.
Also two of my own at the end becasue why not :p
Waves by Hoppspindel
Summary; Short fic. Kakuzu and Hidan goes on a boat trip. Fluff and smut.
Kakuhida oneshot by Hoppspindel
Summary; Short fic. Basically just smut :p
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Feel free to send me more rec if you have any that aren’t on this list! :)
