Sage

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[heythereney]

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ericacaclaire)

[just-shower-thoughts]

For being in the middle of a heroin epidemic, we have some shitty music

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[unclefather]

[internetcomment]

[jackisreallycool]

I've never been to WalMart in my life. Sure my physical self has been on a handful of occasions, but spiritually or mentally, I've never been

[tanyamushayi]

You tried to change didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake but even when sleeping you could feel him travelling away from you in his dreams. So what did you want to do love, split his head open? You can’t make homes out of human beings, someone should have already told you that and if he wants to leave then let him leave. You are terrifying and strange and beautiful something not everyone knows how to love.

Warsan Shire ‘For Women Who Are Difficult To Love’ (via nikkofrikko)

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

i need *bangs fist on table* intimacy

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[asvy]

[lucifer]

mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU

me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling

[dumbdotjpeg]

[nick-avallone]

me: *sees a 150lb dog*

me: awww da little puppyyy