[typpasjugari]

it’s time to start over i fear, new blog time :)

[nicoleshpep]

JESSE. JESSE YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE. STOP POURING OIL ON YOURSELF JESSE. YOU CAN’T FLY IN THE RAIN BECAUSE YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN OIL JESSE. IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOS-

[criciuma]

fucked up Homer Simpson from a The Simpsons: Hit & Run concept art found on the game's source code leak really said "fuck surveillance states"

[criciuma]

no idea who this artist is but they draw Homer in the funniest way possible

[revryebread]

Stealing my friends post valor

[weedass]

38/40 Parramatta Rd, Summer Hill NSW 2130, Australia

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[catasters]

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[frogcroaks]

A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

[jamesroach]

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

[tsunderemployee]

how the fuck did this site outlast twitter

[tsunderemployee]

[spinchs-field]

the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.

[spinchs-field]

it is also a sexuality

[spinchs-field]

it is also a secret third thing

[marisatomay]

my fellow tumblrinas can you believe it

[necromancelena]

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[angrymurderchild]

[thatone-highlighter]

Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

[pathologising]

1 table spoon vanilla abstract