hey there bootyful

i really like cats. i try to be funny. and i am here to support you.

[yummyinmytumbly]

Matcha Waffles

[daddyslittledefect]

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Damn he came for their lives 😂

[self-containedadventures]

LIGHT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS UP COLIN

[harryedward]

he aint give u butterflies sis its just ur stomach acting up go doodoo 

[ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy]

Cillian Murphy by Vassilis Karidis for So It Goes | 2014

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresbyterian]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[wolfchasing]

i can’t fucken believe that one of the main arguments against wind farms is that they’re an eyesore

do you know what’s an even bigger eyesore?

not having fuckin trees or coral reefs or glaciers or any number of incredible natural beauties because fossil fuels and pollution and global fuckin warming killed it all dead

[subtract-me-from-your-heart]

“Why’d you let the planet die?”

“Aesthetic.”

[jncos]

when you forget your backpack

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

[knowledgeequalsblackpower]

i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense…

[straggletag]

Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend. 

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Alton Brown definitely is a Culinary genius. I go to Culinary school and on assignments where I studied Southern cuisine I made a serious point to call it Soul Food or Black Southern Cuisine and emphasize that it’s entirely rooted in the black culture and slavery. I will never let ppl forget it is black people who educated white Americans to cook. There is a lot of of culture appropriation and whitewashing even in Culinary and they will have you believe whites are the masters of Southern food and Korean BBQ I swear ta gawd. 

[meme-meme]

[anderchester-deactivated2015020]

im really mad at how accurate this is

[ifagrizzlycouldtalk]

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

[gifcraft]

[outrunmyself]

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

[running-on-oatmeal]

Always reblog.

[golddsharkk]

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

[chiefmauskateer]

[laughoutloud-club]

This guy knows what’s up

[oliver-sonntag]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[babyanimalgifs]

(via @_damnhoe)

[filthycannibal]

[aestum]

(by mikeseehagel)