rainbow-colored shining power

mixed race, ace, g(r)ay-romantic | really putting that music degree to good use

[cheseely]

Feixiao! 🔥 commission for HSR

[niconebula]

I attend an international school here in Japan. I have Korean and Taiwanese (not Chinese but it’s not like people see it that way) friends / classmates that might be made targets of increased racism because conspiracy theorists are already deciding that the shooter must have been Korean or acting for China.

It is genuinely quite scary and I hope you keep these marginalized people in mind that will be most affected by all of this.

[chynandri]

On Twitter there’s a tweet asking what the result would be if you combined your fave male and female FE character together. Presenting Eirichrom from Sacred Awakening 😂

[ouroborosmotifs]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

[weksey]

funniest fire emblem character

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[setethsbigbaratitties]

i think we need more pre-teen empresses in fire emblem games actually

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

[squidryder]

suspicious

[twitter]

[supurrb]

BREAKING NEWS: dandelion and nova confirmed to share exactly one, barely functioning braincell. more at 11.

[peach1101]

HappyBirthday Lucina!

[mahgck]

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

[mahgck]

[dzamie]

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

[mahgck]

i want to you to eat deodorant

[letteredlettered]

what socks do pirate love the most?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrgyle

[letteredlettered]

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrgon

[letteredlettered]

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

[letteredlettered]

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

[mydaroga]

R!

[letteredlettered]

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

[animatedamerican]

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[general-george-washington]

For my fellow massholes

[sabergoetia]

[sibylance]

The Ashen Demon.