UberPantastic

this blog consists of food, harry potter, ramblings about life, music, and other stuff and things. Warning: raging Feminist.

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

protect this post

[loquaciousliterature]

Supportive / insurrection Mcgonagall is my favorite. Also still firmly believe that Umbridge is way worse than Voldemort.

(P.S. I did a podcast interview and talked about Harry Potter and other things I like, if anyone wants to listen to some book babble!) 

[finallyhaunted]

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people with “gross” or socially inappropriate stims and habits.

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who stim by picking their noses, people who are compelled to pick their noses, people who lack the social awareness to realize they’re doing so in public.

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who pick their skin, pull their hair, chew their lips and mouths. To people who have finally found the right replacement stims and stopped or reduced the habit. To people who haven’t or can’t. 

Shoutout to autistic and neurodivergent people who chew their nails and cuticles.

Shout out to autistic and neurodivergent people with oral stims. To people who chew their clothes, writing implements and other “inappropriate” items. To people who chew and/or swallow nonfood items. To adults who use “baby” toys, adults who chew, lick, suck, and bite. People who chew their hair and suck their thumbs.

We’re not disgusting. Stimming in a “gross” way (whether we feel positively or negatively about it) is not morally repugnant. We are good and beautiful and worthwhile.

[awwww-cute]

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

[sweet-bitsy]

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME

BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP

AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD

UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED

[aphony-cree]

It must have been counting the sheep as it herded them

[drgrlfriend]

Oh, man, I can’t help but try my hand at this: My naym is dog I wurk the farm I see the flocke Comes tu no harme And wen I’m dun With ayl the sheep I jumpe on top I go tu sleepe

[voodoo74-deactivated20160307]

[teaandkindness-deactivated20150]

Zoom in on her face in the third gif. She means this. You are completely irreplaceable.

[omshanti-ompeace-blog-blog]

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

[ineffable-uncertainty]

Reblogging because I needed to see this message tonight, and something tells me someone else does too.

[myseedbelongsinyourwomb-deactiv]

Reblogging as I think every one of my followers are special and impossible to replace.

Remember that.

[sizvideos]

[faith-undisclosed]

Can we please put all of them on a runway? I just got my life

[brownskinnedauntviv-deactivated]

GO AWFFFFF

[postingwhileblack]

Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!

[barelyfittingin]

^^^

[micdotcom]

Watch: Latina journalist Maria Hinojosa epically shuts down a condescending Trump adviser on the word “illegals”

[thefrizzkid-deactivated20220425]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

A strong person is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks other people have thrown at them.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[uberpantastic]

A customer, after carefully wrapping their hand in cloth, punching through the window, reaching through to unlock the door which emits a burglar alarm when you open it, and flicking on the lights to illuminate an empty building in the midnight hours: are you open?

[epikey]

Jolin Tsai - We’re All Different, Yet The Same Producer: Leste Chen Starring: Gui Yalei (Rose Kuei Ya-lei), Zhang Shuhao (Chang Shu-hao), Lin Xinru (Ruby Lin), Cai Yilin (Jolin Tsai) Trans: epikey@tumblr

This is the story of Zhang Shuyue and Qiu Xiuman. This is also a story that’s happening alongside you and me. Love isn’t an abstract belief. Love is the right for everyone’s equality.

[nevver]

Stranger Wars, Michael Maher

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

True friends are those rare people who come to find you in dark places and lead you back to the light.

Steven Aitchison (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

At the end of the day people won’t remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou (via onlinecounsellingcollege)