yikes!!!

i'm Lily and i'm terrified of the future

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[memelovingbot]

this is true

[earthdad]

what should i do of this empty stomach of mine

[glnger-ale-official]

fill it with rocks

[earthdad]

does anyone that’s normal have any suggestions

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[krusca]

[blows kisses] for the fanfic writers

[phantombranches]

*blows kisses back* for the readers who leave comments

[mansplained]

[they-hold-their-breath]

This is literally the most embarrassing thing I have ever read

[yekkes]

Me

[scientia-rex]

Congratulations to our sleeper agent who planted this so creeps will embarrass themselves

[aieon]

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

[bob-belcher]

[pleatedjeans]

[bourneblack-deactivated20191113]

possible causes of civil war

[findingmy-path]

omg this was so accurate

[civilwhore]

me on the left tbh..

[allexpensivethingz]

R.I.P. to the fuck I almost gave.

[twitterlols]

[flip56000]

I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself 

[haileythesorceress]

Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body

[spookylass]

Hey if you’re under 18 and post nudes of yourself that is child pornography.

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

[okay]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[tenacioustomfoolery]