mdzs/svsss crossover where sqh and nhs are best friends and nmj hates sqh bc he's „enabling nhs' bad habits“ and reminds him too much of jgy with his fake smile
meanwhile sqh is thirsting over nmj like mad while also being terrified of him
it's infuriating to mbj, the demon sqh accidentally bound to himself while making an attempt at demonic cultivation and is trying his hardest to keep secret. over the years mbj just fell in love with this pathetic little human who is loyal to exactly two people: nhs and mbj.
Genuinely adore the concept of modern au!moshang who are happily together and Shen yuan as their biggest hater.
Like Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua are good friends for years, way before Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun are ever a thing, and is highly jealous and territorial over Shang Qinghua. Like he’s highkey a stalker over them following every single post and account from sock puppet accounts (some of which he uses to hate on any and all relationship posts). He sneakly watches all their dates from afar, put tracking and listening devices on both of them, and has cameras all over Shang Qinghua’s house “just in case.”
Essentially Shen Yuan who’s bitterness over not having Shang Qinghua causing him to stalk him. Shen Yuans family endorsing it because they really like Shang Qinghua and intend to have him as part of their family and help with the stalking and planting of evidence to drive moshang apart (and directly into Shen Yuans arms).
Eventually moshang break up, with Mobei-Jun trying to get back together and trying to prove his innocence, and Shen Yuan celebrating with his family who rush Shang Qinghua into their arms “because Mobei has a history of violence.” (They’re literally helping Lingguang-Jun just because they hate Mobei-Jun for trying to steal Shang Qinghua away from them).
Long story short Cumplane end up as a couple with Atticwife Shang Qinghua with major anxiety because of Mobei-Jun and the manipulation around that.
This was very short and random thought process I might flesh this out later this also wasn’t where I was intending to go bc I just wanted to talk about moshang with hater Cucumber bro
I like to think that although SY and SQH know how to fight and r super good at it, when they’re alone together they just forget and fumble together cuz they become too comfortable and revert a little bit back to the modern instinct of running instead of fighting
Also my new favourite flavour of fic is PIDW!MBJ pov time traveling to SVSSS and meeting Airplane
So like, Qinghua has pretty open access to Mobei-Jun.
(Love that one post about sqh manhandling mbj and mbj just being all limp and obedient.)
But i was thinking, who else would Mbj trust as a taste tester? Im sure he has them, but thats still his fokd going through a lot of people's hands. So who else can he trust but the hamster? Also, SQH is always busy and forgets to eat. So win win, Sqh has to take a few bites of food and Mbj knows its safe to eat.
Years of this later, they're in like some important buisness style meeting. Qinghua is pacing around giving his report. There are demon lords all around. Mobei-Jun refuses to eat despite everyone else doing so. Qinghua is not thinking about anything except explaining the benefits of trade routes where you don't eat the traders. So as he walks by he casually steals a bite from MBJ's bowl. Then keeps walking. The nobels are HORRIFIED staring in shock while Mbj is pleased and immediately starts to eat.
Mafia AU Shang Qinghua would flourish in that setting. He's halfway there in canon, are you kidding.
He plays pathetic, he even thinks himself pathetic half the time, but as others have pointed out, he's fucking ruthless.
And you don't think this man wouldn't run the most efficient, flawless drug ring? This man is the arms deal kingpin because he woke up one morning and thought, yeah that's money why not. He frames every one of his enemies like it's child's okay, if he doesn't have them meet some other suspiciously convenient end, no sweat broken at all.
Anyway, this is also my "Mafia AU mob wife MBJ" agenda. He's from old money, maybe they've got some history working with underhanded folks through the years, he thinks he can handle those sorts just fine.
But THEN this absolute monster shows up like, "hey, you've got muscles and a scary face, wanna stand behind me and look tough while I extort the mayor?" and Mobei Jun is texting his Trust Fund Kid group chat in the car to city hall, asking for advice on how to flirt with their coke dealer's boss's boss. He knows how demons rich people demons rich people flirt, but, ugh, help, there's no way any of that's going to work on Shang Quinhua!
Wait, the one who got your uncle killed in that freak "car accident"?
...
Allegedly.
Several people are typing...
Thinking about an AU where Binghe hears SQH calling him his son once and asks about it, and SQH makes up a lie about having had a son who looks just like him who was kidnapped.
Cue a weird not-dad relationship where Binghe kinda comes to see SQH as his dad and vise versa, and when Tianlang Jun comes around Binghe is like hmmmm…
One human dad who’s been not-together with a demon since he was a teen…
One demon dad who looks just like him and is a heavenly demon….
And just decides SQH is his dad. It drives Tianlang Jun insane
It's always Original Binghe this Original Shen Qingqiu that what about Original Mobei Jun who was betrayed by his Qinghua who he eventually killed. At least Bingge has his harem, OG Mobei Jun is someone who values loyalty above all else and doesn't have a single person who is loyal to him. If he met Airplane his crashout would be way worse than Bingge's
A slightly disheveled Shang Qinghua is complaining and crying to an annoyed Shen Qingqiu about some harrowing mission he’s just come back from with Ming Fan (it was a joint Qing Jing/An Ding mission and Shen Qingqiu was too busy to go so he sent his head disciple). It was a train wreck, Shang Qinghua insists. It was an awful experience and they barely survived. Shang Qinghua nearly died.
The scene cuts to Ming Fan, who is covered in what looks like the remnants of a sewer and his robes are oozing something questionable in a puddle on the floor and overall, he looks like a drowned rat, is standing behind Shang Qinghua with a baffled and utterly appalled expression looking like he’s questioning reality as he remembers the shitshow he had a front row seat to in vivid detail.
Because while everything Shang Qinghua is saying is technically true?? Shang Qinghua was grudgingly competent and badass the entire time as he nearly single-handedly took care of the entire thing and the only person in any danger at any point was Ming Fan who has now sworn off ever going on a mission with An Ding again.
one thing i love about moshang is that for however much shang qinghua's self image is that of a coward and a sellout just doing whatever he can to stay alive, in mobei-jun's eyes, sqh is literally the most powerful and most competent person mbj has ever met. he's the person mbj calls on when he truly needs support. and to his credit, shang qinghua has literally never failed him in that. sqh might think he's pathetic but as far as mobei-jun is concerned that's all apart of his head advisor's master disguise
I want him to be comparing him specifically to Shang Qinghua who isn't as strong but who thinks fast on his feet and is clever and capable when he has to fight (it's implied Shang Qinghua was protecting disciples)
like Mobei was saying "you're predictable and boring. My Peak Lord is always surprising!"
Because Shen Qingqiu was so goddamn mad about that comment and I want him to ask Mobei about it and find out Mobei was comparing him to Shang Qinghua
svsss horror game au where shen yuan is first in line to buy the pidw-inspired rpg where you play as a wandering cultivator with amnesia, and are taken in by the cang qiong sect during the head disciple days of the last peak lord generation.
because pidw knows its audience, a large part of the marketing was focused on the romance and action aspect of the game, with additional lore from deleted novel scenes—how could shen yuan not buy this game? maybe the peak lords will finally be more than props in the background! the romance aspect seems to be at least somewhat tastefully done, if he can trust the leaks, with more emotional depth than fetish fulfillment (shen yuan swears that if there is even one unskippable cutscene of some peak lord's feet he's going to chuck his computer out the window).
shen yuan customizes his character, going all out on the clichés because why not, giving him white hair and peerless beauty and all the characteristics of an A+ wife (beauty is power in pidw), actually excited to play the game. the first part is standard, you wake up in a barn with amnesia, only a sword and some items to your name, and have to do some tutorial quests to get used to the game mechanics. it's simple enough. eventually, you end up in a village that shen yuan is certain is possessed, because all the NPC's act very unnatural and strange, and it's pretty unsettling. here, the player is supposed to meet the cang qiong head disciples on their own quest, who naturally think the player is the most interesting person they've ever seen, a super special cultivator, and will take him in because the player is the most coveted character in the universe (apart from luo binghe, that is).
of course, before shen yuan can get very far, he ends up being transmigrated into the game as his own character. it could be way worse: he's a cultivator, peerlessly beautiful, destined to be picked up by the most prestigious sect, and has his own protagonist halo of sorts. he's honestly pretty excited about this
until he finds out that the marketing heavily downplayed the horror elements of the game.
shen yuan is calmly eating a meal in an inn of the village, waiting for the next quest point to start, when suddenly,
[ system notification ]
"you are being observed"
observation level: ???
entity classification: unknown
engagement protocol: do not acknowledge
right after, the windows go dark, not closed or shuttered, dark, as if something large has just leaned against the side of the building. no one else acknowledges this.
shen yuan shakes it off. it's just a game, it's... ambiance, that's all. build up.
he walks through the streets of the town, using his low-level talismans to try and find traces of the entity he's supposed to defeat or uncover to complete the quest. he pauses beside a broken cart, one of its wheels is half-sunk in the mud. the system pings again.
[ system notification ]
"it's behind you."
note: do not turn around.
(option to suppress message: [ ] not recommended)
the street is utterly silent. a prickle begins at the base of his skull. something is there. some deep animalistic part of him is already screaming not to look.
it disappears. he earns 5 survival points. he hopes he won't have to earn any more.
later that night, shen yuan looks for shelter, finding an old shrine visible from the road, just at the side of town. he steps inside and sees old incense sticks, some forgotten offerings. it's simple, but dry. it will do.
he crosses the threshold—
[ mission triggered ]
mission objective: hide
time limit: unknown
condition to complete: remain unnoticed
footsteps crunch in the leaves outside. every nerve in him goes rigid—not human.
too heavy. uneven. it's coming.
shen yuan ducks behind the offering table, body pressed flat against the ground. he slows his breathing, barely daring to blink. a screen in his peripheral vision blinks to life.
[ environmental mechanic activated ]
microphone mode: ON
sound detection level: HIGH
a semi-transparent sound meter appears. with every shaky breath, the bar pulses red. shen yuan clamps his hands over his mouth.
something passes, just beyond the shrine's opening. large. the system does not count down. there is no timer. the floor boards moan faintly beneath a ponderous weight, something drags across the ground.
shen yuan forces his body still, trembling so hard it hurts his teeth.
it leaves. the system congratulates him for surviving. it doesn't tell him what he just survived.
it's a relief when the head disciples of cang qiong show up, and the story delves into romantic cliches and relationship prompts. he gets to see liu qingge shirtless. shen qingqiu is typical tsundere. yue qingyuan is the soft gentle type. shang qinghua acts... off. he isn't what shen yuan thought he would be, less cunningly charming, more, well. nervous. of all the head disciples, he's the only one who actually seems like he doesn't want shen yuan to be here, always looking around.
like he knows shen yuan didn't come alone.
more instances like this occur. one moment, he's farming reputation points and relationship points with the other characters, doing quests and gathering memory fragments that will help unlock the player's backstory, the next, the system seems determined to make the game hell.
it always comes out of nowhere
[ system update ]
"warning: your heartbeat has been logged by another entity."
would you like to mute heartbeat tracking?
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] it's too late.
he can never figure out what's following him, what that creature from the village is, but it's always there. no one else seems to notice, not a single talisman or ward can stop or detect it.
it comes even when he's in bed, still faintly blushing from a wife-plot equivalent where he fell from a ladder and was caught in wei qingwei's arms. he got to pet the pangolins too!
he's just about to fall asleep when the system pings:
[ mission objective: survive until dawn ]
hint: do not scream
somewhere beneath the floorboards under his bed, something begins scraping. like claws trying to memorize the layout of the house from below. shen yuan doesn't dare move. sleep never comes that night.
*
he can farm intelligence points by attending classes, and being the monster and plant nerd he is, qian cao peak is his first choice (it's either that, being beat up by bai zhan disciples that aren't even liu qingge, or running into shen qingqiu).
in the middle of a lesson on demonic poisons, the system pings quietly
[ system message ]
"one of the bodies in the infirmary is not a body"
objective: don't lose sight of it
shen yuan turns his head, slowly, to the curtained recovery beds along the wall. the curtain on the last one is slightly open.
it wasn't before.
mu qingfang continues speaking. shen yuan doesn't dare to look away.
*
one day, the thing starts to catch up
[ mission failure ]
"the sound you made has been registered"
estimated proximity: 00:00:17
do you want to run?
[ ] yes (not recommended)
[ ] no (not recommended)
*
[ emergency notice ]
"you were seen"
objective: hide
time limit: expired
success rate: 2%.
do you want to proceed?
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
*
[ achievement unlocked: it found you anyway ]
*
anyway, can you tell i had fun with the horror prompts? ^_^
i just have sooooo many ideas for the player's backstory, where it seems the character is just a blank slate for the player to project themselves onto, but there is so much more to them than you think. im also having loads of fun with the creature that follows the player around, i love making it as disturbing as possible.
mild spoiler: the creature is real and connected to the player. other characters can't detect or interact with it, but it's slowly growing stronger. shang qinghua is, of course, airplane, and as he was directly involved with the production of this game, he knew that as soon as an OC showed up, that thing wouldn't be far behind.
also, i love the idea of shang qinghua being stuck in a dating simulator as one of the options to romance. now shang qinghua has to play along with his own cringy cliche meetcutes, like showing the player around, flirting with the player, and generally playing the role of suave administrator with a dark secret (he's terrible at it). he had to do the "there's an eyelash on your cheek allow me" move on the player (shen yuan), and almost cringed out of his own skin. though, shang qinghua is the only one who can properly emphasize with the player, because he actually knows what horrid creature is stuck to him and what kind of horror scenarios the player has to go through (accidental cumplane? it's more likely than you think).
it's a bit of a mindfuck too, because shang qinghua can't tell whether the player is also a transmigrator, a puppet controlled by someone from another dimension, or a fleshed out OC of the system. he's also not allowed to ask, so it remains ambiguous. until, of course, they find out they're transmigrators and shen yuan has to deal with the fact he almost romanced airplane.
shen yuan makes a joke about defeating the creature with the power of love. shang qinghua says he wished it was that easy.
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