my humor, my rules

fun, feminist, fuck you (no order specified)

[kosmogrl]

[insaneclownpussi]

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Sorry I’m late I was obsessing over herb spirals

[anarchocunt]

I WAS SPIRALING

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hey-homeboy]

someone check on her

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

she seems alright

[marisatomay]

mood

[someemochick]

[sprachgefuehle]

[doggosource]

[doggosource]

stolen my heart

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[wrnbrn]

[8888bliss]

𝕕𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤: I LIVE IN THE MOMENT ⋆ ˚｡⋆ ˚ I HAVE INNER PEACE ⋆ ˚｡⋆ ˚ I DON’T THINK ABOUT THE PAST ⋆ ˚｡⋆ ˚

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[memehumor]

College students shouldn’t be in debt

[guerrillatech]

[luckycavy117]

As an asthmatic, this was critical advice. It can also be helpful to splash cold water on the back of your neck or forehead, which helps distract you from the panic. 

[undaria]

If you are having issues with what it feels like breathing in a mask, practice in a calm environment where you feel relaxed, and if you can’t get it to be ok, try different masks.

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

[saintlaikaa-deactivated20210412]

cute!!!

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

[tamamita]

cute!!!

[feministism]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The truth is oatmeal.

[localpubliclibrary]

I’m literally so so incredibly good at being cozy and in bed covered in blankets and I recieve no recognition for it 😔

[actuallyanangel-deactivated2021]

the romanticism of undressing someone and seeing their curves and edges and birthmarks and scars and moles and freckles and kissing every single one of them