EShen's corner

My name is Elliot. I'm in school still. I like a lot of things so yeah Mainly though I am a professional never shutting up kid so yeah.... Any pronouns, Minor 👍

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[writingdose]

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

I do this except I copy and paste it from ao3 to Google docs just in case but I ideally forget to so oh well

One time I copied my fic into a draft on here just to save it

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

let me out

I don't think I wanna be here anymore

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

it's getting worse

I need out I need out I need a but I need sleep I need to never show up to school again to never be at this house again I need to move in to the mountains up North I need to never talk to my family again I need to live with some one I need to leave I need to get out but I can't I can't I'm too young I can't drive I can't get a job I can't leave no matter how much I need to

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

felt like bringing this back

I've been feeling like this more and more recently

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why is my country being run by people who never outgrew being self centered 14 year olds like how did we get here

I mean I know how we got here because I was there for it but still how did we get here

[what-even-is-thiss]

Growing up during the Obama administration set my standards too high for how a leader ought to act.

Yeah he had a lot of issues just like any other president. I just assume that anyone willing to be president of the United States is at least slightly evil.

But at least he spoke in coherent sentences and at least pretended to have a shred of empathy. He surrounded himself with people that were so boring and competent that you didn’t need to hear about them most of the time.

And now the FBI director is a fucking podcaster

[khalko]

And the Secretary of Defense "War" is a fucking Fox News host

[willgrahamscock]

[onlytiktoks]

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

just saw a movie adaptation of vance's and remembered this so yeah

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[bugwolfsstuff]

Percy: What do you mean English is your third language?

Nico: Cause I'm half Greek? We are all half Greek? The gods are Greek?

Percy: I know we're hardwired for ancient Greek but like, I need lessons to actually understand it? Wouldn't it be your third language?

Nico: my dad lived with us in Italy, why wouldn't he speak his native language? I grew up speaking both Greek and Italian.

Leo: i think the more important thing we're ignoring here is that Hades was a present dad.

Nico: is, I live with him sometimes.

Leo: How was that childhood? Like *puts on a high voice* 'oh papa can you read me a bedtime story?' And he goes *puts on a deep voice* 'yes my little bambinas' and pulls out the necronomicon?

Nico: The necronomicon is fictional but points for knowing what that is and also no, he just told us stories he heard from the long dead, Mama was the weird one —but—

Nico: *turns around* Pollux, your dad was around when you were a kid; did you learn Greek?

Pollux: ναι. Different dialects tho.

—!——!—

You can pry this headcanon out of my cold dead hands.

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

it's getting worse

I need out I need out I need a but I need sleep I need to never show up to school again to never be at this house again I need to move in to the mountains up North I need to never talk to my family again I need to live with some one I need to leave I need to get out but I can't I can't I'm too young I can't drive I can't get a job I can't leave no matter how much I need to

[gaily-daily]

BRUH

THERES AN ITA BAG?!??

Palmetto State Foxes: An AFTG Ita Bag

An Ita Bag based off the Palmetto State Foxes from All For The Game by Nora Sakavic

[goth-queen]

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

I relapsed and then made levels and homemade lemon orange grape celery tea

[wisjncz2]

"She wanted the right to be her own person. She wanted to prove herself on the court. And for some reason she wanted Seth despite his many issues and rude affection.

Neil hoped she could learn to live with two out of three".

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[uhhhhmidkwhatimdoing]

oh how I love how humans are human and will always be humans ykwim

[halles-comet]

There's everyone I've ever known

"Pale Blue Dot", Carl Sagan || "John and the Earth", Matt Dahan || "17776", Jon Bois || "This Space Artist Changed the Way We See the Universe", Corinne Purtill || "Earthrise", William Anders