Here Goes Nothing

uhmuhyea™️ since before 2012

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[vhen-harel]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[toskarin]

[chronivore]

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[mad-hare]

in love with this Norwegian trotter named Express Go that’s won 7/7 races so far, is only 14.2hh, and has taught herself to duck down her head to give herself super speed (and lengthen her stride I guess)

[elodieunderglass]

She trots like haaland runs

[kosmogrl]

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

it didn’t explode lmao. putting this in the kiln felt like I was tempting the kiln gods to bring disaster, but the firing went great

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[religiousextremist]

The reindeer skin vestments and mammoth bone mitre of Metropolitan Nestor Anisimov of Kamchatka, Russia.

These vestments were made of northern reindeer fur. Take a close look at the pectoral cross and notice how the the cross and the chains are also of reindeerskin.

[just-another-regular-dude]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[hangsawoman]

this is like that time virginia woolf was at the pharmacist with her sister vanessa and were casually (and loudly) talking about lesbian sex

[good-girl-gang]

It’s a scary world out there, babygirl. I have to keep you safe.