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6:59 AM

by Shane Koyczan

I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 AM than I do in an entire day,

but if I wake at 6:59 AM and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine, I will have done enough and killed no one in the process.

duncebento

areyoualexander

my tumblr isn't even a blog, it's just a hideous amalgamation of all my hyperfixations from the last decade.

jibril-deactivated20190420

knowledgeequalsblackpower

i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense…

straggletag

Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend.

luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat

Alton Brown definitely is a Culinary genius. I go to Culinary school and on assignments where I studied Southern cuisine I made a serious point to call it Soul Food or Black Southern Cuisine and emphasize that it’s entirely rooted in the black culture and slavery. I will never let ppl forget it is black people who educated white Americans to cook. There is a lot of of culture appropriation and whitewashing even in Culinary and they will have you believe whites are the masters of Southern food and Korean BBQ I swear ta gawd.

montypla

A lot of Southern food also comes from Native American sources.

astro-b-o-y-d

*Hairless cat voice* oooooh im a wrinkley naked bitch

catchymemes

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

tyleroakley

omfg

imsoshive

OKAY!!!!

Twitter: @imbriyonce

dinkywinks

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours