내가 널 품은 우주면 어떨 것 같아

december ✨ she/her

[ukwonswife]

walked out of my job today bc i was so angry i was afraid of what i would do if i stayed. tried to cool down for a few hours and then drove to the gym for stress relief and ended up crying in the parking lot instead. lol what now

[ukwonswife]

not instead!!!! in addition to

[ukwonswife]

walked out of my job today bc i was so angry i was afraid of what i would do if i stayed. tried to cool down for a few hours and then drove to the gym for stress relief and ended up crying in the parking lot instead. lol what now

[wooyos]

🪰🪰🪰🪰

[ukwonswife]

i've always jokingly said that if i ever get to leave this job i want to drive the forklift full speed into a shelf and see if i can knock over the whole fucking store like dominos but as angry as i have been for the last week or two i might not be joking anymore. i've been throwing stuff until it breaks and beating water heaters with a board that broke off a pallet

[savedgame]

ok

[ukwonswife]

i was actually going to upgrade my woodz vip to vip wonder bc i wanted that 1:1 polaroid and the sale was supposed to end later today but the page already says "end of sale" bullshit i don't want my $130 take it

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[2wicetagram]

[ukwonswife]

does anyone know how to not get excited about something that has a pretty low chance of happening but oh my god what if. i applied for a job that would be *perfect* and i do think i'm qualified for it actually it's just that i'm sure one billion other people are applying for it and some of them probably have management experience and i don't technically. so if i use my brain i think it would be insane if i actually got this job + it's the only job i've applied for since i decided i have to leave my current job but my heart has decided i'm getting this job and i've been thinking about it all day. stoppp itttt

[nabongz]

NAYEON ✗ Set Me Free at This Is For Finale (260712)

[phantomrose96]

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

[phantomrose96]

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

[maja-paja]

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo