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You stare into the void, but the void doesn't stare back so you get offended

[ulalumehatesithere]

the funniest comment I’ve ever gotten on ao3 was “be honest, are you Czech” (on a fic written in English that had nothing to do with Czech culture, traditions, or literature)

and the funniest bookmark note I’ve gotten was “Russian literature femslash??” Because yes. That’s what this is.

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“Im going to fix this problem, I promise. I just need ten to fifteen minutes to sob inconsolably beforehand”

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I know what you are…

Good. You were listening, I must ask though, oil based paint or acrylic paint

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Would you eat a 1,000MSv neon blue apple

(for future reference, dw about it❤️)

Blapple flavor

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1 million cockroaches or 1 human in your attic

But what if I am the person in the attic?

[ulalumehatesithere]

Infinite games but no bacon or infinite bacon but no bacon

I hate bacon. Death to bacon

[ulalumehatesithere]

So, through a very convoluted string of acquaintances I somehow ended up with a slice of a (very) rich old man’s daughter’s birthday cake and now I know a terrible truth: rich people eat terrible cake. it doesn’t taste like anything. The frosting wasn’t even sweet. I thought the cake itself was going to be vanilla, but it tasted like corn bread that someone forgot to add the corn to. People were eating better tasting cake during the Great Depression.

[clinical-space-podcast]

Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

[lionofchaeronea]

I would rather make terrible art that is genuinely, uniquely mine than slick art based on grand-scale plagiarism.

[ulalumehatesithere]

It’s not always good, but it is always mine

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What SHOULD have gone in chapter three of Stavrogin the Russian nobleman of indeterminable age. (AO3 is just conspiring with procreate to try and hold me back I wonder why)

[minlicious]

avdotya romanovna. dunya. dunechka. my girl. i am so sorry that you have that fainting depressed napoleon fanboy with a god complex as a brother. also what’s your type? do you like girls? are you single?

[ulalumehatesithere]

Sometimes I wonder. If Dunya got sick, would Dmitri be as intent on feeding her soup till she was better as he was for her brother? Dmitri’s great but she deserves someone who doesn’t love her just because she’s the more sane socially acceptable Raskolnikov