what more do i need than kindness and pizza

i fled here from twitter slightly before everyone else did

[columboscreens]

[butt-berry]

My favourite thing is when the pixel art videogame lets you walk on the bed and it makes it look like you are under the blankie

[oneheadtoanother]

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[river-of-wine]

This fanfiction writing is easy

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[cometcrystal]