(some random quote)

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[huntrad-chadcel]

Vibe check

[melonmemes]

[pleatedjeans]

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[marimopet]

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[uglysex]

Boy brow by glossier

[kurtadi-deactivated20210504]

[tibets]

[azzpuzzy]

[thebootydiaries]

which lana del rey song is this

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[aka-maggie]

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

[ecofrat]

me gettin stabbed as usual

[alcoholicgifts]

“lol what can you do”

[keatulie]

[fatbayonetta]

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony