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ripe

yasmineodalisque on ig

ripe

myhighlandfold on ig

robotlesbianjavert

ur making me want to watch gi joe but I feel I'd be disappointed when I find out that cobra commander is, in fact, the antagonist and not the main character

i understand completely. we all know that cobra commander is the real main character, but hasbro never caught onto that, so we make do.

if you ever did want to get your claws into it, off the top of my head for eps that are either commander-heavy or i’ve noted for good commander moments, i suggest all three pilot miniseries (”the m.a.s.s. device”, “the revenge of cobra”, and “pyramid of darkness”), “the gamesmaster”, “cold slither”, and most importantly “lasers in the night” which has MY personal favourite commander scene.

or you can do the other thing i did and watch this video on repeat

ulfelska

He honestly reminds me of classic Starscream from G1 Transformers and it's great. He's like the human love child of him and Megatron

not-so-casually-obsessed

Cat owners, can someone give me a “owning a cat for the first time” handbook for dummies run down? My housemate adopted a cutie yesterday and I love her already but I know nothing about cats and he’s at work a fair bit while I’m home.

Just wanna do the best for her 💕

mewithanie

1. cats are not dogs. don’t expect them to act like dogs.

2. To pet a cat: hold out your index finger. If the cat is frightened/aloof, hold it a few feet away. If the cat is interested/friendly, hold it like 6” away. The cat will sniff your finger if they want to hang out with you. Then, they may move forward a little and sort of pet themselves into your hand, or they may just hang out and be like “ok i’m ready for pets now”. If they move away, they do not want pets. That’s ok, they still might like to chill with you. Cats especially like to be petted on their cheeks and behind their ears.

2. Cats are very sharp. They have 3 main sharpnesses: a) claws, b) toofs, c) a metaphorical sharpness of the mind in re going places you don’t want them to go. Watch out for the first 2 by learning a cat’s body language, and for the 3rd by remembering to close doors. and when you go through said doors, you enter foot first - open door a crack, shove foot in, cat will somewhat indignantly jump back, then you can put the rest of your body in through the door and shut it quick.

3. A cat belly is very soft and also Forbidden unless you and the cat know each other quite well. Even then, it is a personal preference on the part of the cat.

4. you have heard that laughter is the best medicine. this is not true. purrs are the best medicine. Purrs can be increased in potency with the addition of kneading (“making biscuits”) but this is also a personal choice on the part of the cat.

5. If a cat Chooses you (sits in your lap or on some other part of your body), you are forbidden from moving the cat. They decide when to get up. You are at the mercy of the softest tiny rumbling god.

Enjoy getting to know the kitty!!! :3

lemonsharks

Binge watch Jackson Galaxy's YouTube channel (I did this when I adopted my first cat, and it was a huge boon for us)

lemonsharks

Also there are many helpful charts for learning cat body language, such as the above from doggiedrawings on etsy.

Watch the tail, ears, whiskers, and posture! Also, showing you the butt, or putting their butthole right in your face, is like a cat handshake. Thanks, cat, that's a very nice butthole. Well done.

pastelparrotlet

I hope in 2020 you get to write that thing you’ve been wanting to write, and you write it amazingly.

yourplayersaidwhat

Multiclass PC, about to do a very difficult ritual: does anyone have something to help me roll the arcana check?

Me, another PC: Nope, I don’t have anything

The entire table: YOU’RE THE BARD

Me: …right

paper-mario-wiki

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

fooliofailure

who is this man and what music did he make???

paper-mario-wiki

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

paper-mario-wiki

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

shinosarna

He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

funnycomputer

HOHOHOHO?

tinaalsgirl

Y'all, I’ve been a fan of Kevin MacLeod for YEARS. I can identify his music within two seconds. He’s a fucking genius and he deserves all the love and credit and money people can give.

gdcee

Mandalorians don't do gender reveal parties for obvious reasons.

I could however see them having lots of surprise adoption parties.

gdcee

scratch that I clearly should have said Adoption Reveal Parties

justiceleaque

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

exvind

This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.

valwing

One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves.

jenstansfield-deactivated201712

Re: that last panel -

Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person.

ren-of-rationality

I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films.

kakaphoe

The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.

generalblogging

“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”

That sentence means so much

d0cpr0fess0r

I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part

punsbulletsandpointythings

To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”

notmusa

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

notmusa

scumbagsblog

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

otwilightsparkle

Best of “Drawfriend Stuff #3128″ on Equestria Daily :)

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/10/drawfriend-stuff-pony-art-gallery-3128.html

himboskywalker

Maul when he comes back in the Clone Wars and finds out Obi-Wan considers Grievous his nemesis

incorrect-starwars

Ahsoka: Talk shit get hit

Maul: i don’t wanna get hit

Obi-Wan: what if someone hits on you

Maul: oh

greenreticule

full disclosure, at least 50% of my headcanons regarding an AU of “Maul repents and lives” involves him and Kenobi basically reenacting The Road To El Dorado but like with Tatooine and some Sith or Jedi temple hidden there.

And like, complete with those fake fights. “You’re a Jedi??? You lied to me!” and “You fight like Hondo Ohnaka!” “I’ve fought Hondo Ohnaka - that’s a compliment!”

There’s a lot of bar fights. A LOT of bar fights. Maul doesn’t start all of them.and y’know it’s not like obi-wan is a stranger to bar fights to begin with

And the horse is replaced by a sassy eopie that Ben used to bring Luke to the Lars house. Chell is some poor Tatooine resident who knows the planet better than either of them and somehow ends up stuck with their shenanigans.

no romance bc i headcanon maul strongly as ace and kenobi as never gonna fall in love again

About to get some much needed me time and some research work done #panera #yum #neededthis (at Panera Bread) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rhk6Yl2tA/?igshid=h9ilpz0yo64n

#panera #yum #neededthis