UllisEP

Stuff I like and make

[inthemoodforportnawak]

Buddah Cats - KyleKahotek (Imgur)

[ariristocat]

I am so happy

[dashaibo]

There’s something pure in this photoset.

[highlandvalley]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[unclejezzy]

[ullisep]

Did you know Game of Thrones is a zombie show? Me neither!

Allow me to explain:

[homophobic-slur]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I thought this was funnier than I should have

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[burntcopper]

Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.

[bob-belcher]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Meowzart.

[itsagifnotagif]

Old but still one of my fave memes

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ullisep]

NEW VIDEO 🚨 In which I do NOT answer the question: Do you have a boyfriend?

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[babyanimalgifs]

[ullisep]

Rule #3 Beware of bathrooms

[ynnesidyad]

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[ullisep]

VIDCON VLOG DAY ONE IS OUT!

I went to VidConEu and had a brilliant time of it. In part one of this two vlog series I travel, explore and meet good eggs. Enjoy!

[ullisep]

NEW VIDEO!

A chilled out chat in my garden when I share what’s scrambling around my brain box. Come hang out!