Every 'Spriggan 12' meeting ever featuring Zeref. (bc I was bored. ;-;)
Zeref: I don't mind people talking to me unformally or opposing me, like, really.
Invel: How dare they belittle His Majesty?
Zeref: Invel, I said I don't mind.
Invel: Shall I freeze them to death as a punishment, Your Majesty?
Zeref: *sigh* No, it's fine.
Invel: It's not. Talking unformally in your presence and going against your orders are a crime.
Zeref: Okay that's it. *slaps Invel* STOP BEING SO SERIOUS!
Ajeel: HAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS! I HOPE THAT HELPS YOU CHILL! Hah! Get it? Ice mage... Chill?
Ajeel: What? Wasn't that funny? Screw it. I'm just gonna go fight some people.
Zeref: No. My orders are absolute.
Brandish: But you've just said you don't care about us opposing you.
Brandish: Yes. And you slapped Invel when he said it wasn't fine.
Brandish: ... No offense but has your curse made you bipolar? You should probably consult a psychist.
Ajeel: You're screwed, Brandish.
Zeref: The contradictory curse...
Zeref: ... *starts crying*
Badd Mann: *judging Brandish in the distance*
Invel: I'm trying not to be stiff BUT HOW DARE YOU MAKE HIS MAJESTY CRY?!
Brandish: I didn't mean to--
Invel: You've offended him!
Brandish: I said "No offense"?
Dimaria: That was still offensive, Randy.
Brandish: Oh? You know what else is offensive?
Brandish: Your existence. It's offensive to human beings.
Dimaria: What did you say?
Brandish: What you heard.
Dimaria: Maybe if you stop being rude to people, I'll stop existing.
Brandish: I'm not rude. I'm honest. It's supposed to be a quality.
Dimaria: What kind of quality makes the most powerful mage in History cry like a baby?
Brandish: It wasn't me! It's not my fault that his curse is making him mentally unstable!
Invel: Aww.. Your Majesty, please calm down. *wipes Zeref's tears*
Ajeel: Hey! You shouldn't touch him while he's in the "good" state or whatever! Do you want to die?
Zeref: Don't worry. *snif* My curse will not affect you.
Zeref: Because I don't value your life. You're just a pawn.
Zeref: You're all pawns actually. Now let's annihilate humanity.
Brandish: ... And he's back to his "evil" self again.
August: If you're talking about Ragnarok, we're all prepared.
God Serena: *inhales oxygen*
God Serena: ... I was just... Breathing?
Brandish: Yeah I know. Ew.
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