Back on My Bullshit

Tfb, adhd, memes, Delicious in Dungeon (Mithrun)

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[cyberxbattalion]

[ultimatebumblebee]

You ever eat a lot of popcorn/really fast and so your lips get dry shriveled from the salt? Shriveled up like a butthole. Butthole salty mouth.

[darcymolloy]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[ultimatebumblebee]

Got to stab my boss in the finger. Three times.

[tobbin-reads]

i did not expect baby-trapping to be a trope in a book about two male vampires

[toyboy-molloy]

eric bogosian just truly living his best life. bitchy old vampire? check. flirting with his hot young co-stars? check. ass fully out on a popular tv series? check. giant freaky ceiling head, bowling like a frat bro? he IS the moment 💅

[ultimatebumblebee]

In an impressive feat I've spilled earring soaked peroxide on my legs and in turn up my shorts and underwear

[disgustinggf]

[ultimatebumblebee]

Manifesting a shit this morning, having chili and matcha

[quiet-compassion]

It’s hilarious to me that so much of the TVL promo has been like “What if Lestat was the coolest guy in the world?” And then this new teaser is like “I mean, he’s not. But could you imagine?”

[ultimatebumblebee]

Spoilers for the Vampire Chronicles.

Tale of the Body Thief has so far been the most interesting book of the Vampire Chronicles for me. Like IWTV I feel like we just meander through the plot and Louis feelings. TVL is good for lore but I think drags and very in charatcer- Lestat just never shuts up. Even when you think the book is done there's an epilogue with 2 chapters and like an epilogue part 2 called Dionysus in San Francisco 1985, also with chapters. Then QTD is a slow read. There's a ton of perspective switches and I understand why but its hard to care about WHERE IS LESTAT when we are following Baby Jenks or like we get to see our first look at Pandora and she's just sad in the cold mountains (until she actually does do something interesting). Also the story of The Twins is interesting but they bread crumb the information for far too long and repeat the same thing over and over before we get more information. Its frustrating. On top of getting to know Akasha who yes narratively is also frustrating and petulant. Book 2 and 3 are just LONG. The first time finishing the trilogy I had no interest in reading more. Now, Tale of the Body Thief? Honestly pretty fun. There's a clear and upfront premise, Lestat's motivations and character all make sense, and the stakes are high and obvious from the jump. There's not too many characters. We stay in 1 perspective. David Talbot and Louis are good foils for Lestat. The tone is excellent especially building up to the body switch. I hope Memnoch keeps up the fun because I really want to read Armand's book. I know I can read it pretty stand alone but still.

[ultimatebumblebee]

I keep misplacing my fucking sewing scissors and I'm going to scream

[ultimatebumblebee]

I found them after giving up, like always