Back on My Bullshit

Tfb, adhd, memes, Delicious in Dungeon (Mithrun)

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[thissweetenamor]

[irenthel]

I can't believe Armand killed Larry.

[ultimatebumblebee]

I made this whole ass cosplay and its damn near a 1:1 and I want to cop out and go as Huntress Ninja Hidden in the Leaf (Naruto) instead because I'm worried the original outfit is going to overstimulate me and I'm notorious for taking off my costume early. Probably just going to do an outfit switch.

[ultimatebumblebee]

I made this whole ass cosplay and its damn near a 1:1 and I want to cop out and go as Huntress Ninja Hidden in the Leaf (Naruto) instead because I'm worried the original outfit is going to overstimulate me and I'm notorious for taking off my costume early. Probably just going to do an outfit switch.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.

[kosmogrl]

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[abandonedcloudyy]

Floccinaucinihinipilification

[abandonedcloudyy]

Sorry I panicked

[i-am-a-fish]

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

[abandonedcloudyy]

Awww 🥹 thank you, I have taken the time to not panic now

Hi

[i-am-a-fish]

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

[miche-perez]

New episode weekend so that means posting more gremlin.

[ultimatebumblebee]

I can taste the jellyfish jelly

[nextchapter]

sure heated rivalry has enemies to lovers but interview with the vampire has enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: I am an unreliable narrator. I love to lie.

Half the audience for some reason: I can’t believe how reliable this narrator is. He would never lie to us.

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[ultimatebumblebee]

Me: man sure wish I was just a little bit drunker

Also me: bitch. You have to work a double on a holiday tomorrow. Go to bed

Also me: yeah but its father's day not mother's day so.....

No

[ultimatebumblebee]

Gave myself a headache anyway.

[ultimatebumblebee]

Me: man sure wish I was just a little bit drunker

Also me: bitch. You have to work a double on a holiday tomorrow. Go to bed

Also me: yeah but its father's day not mother's day so.....

No