Meister's Domain

Yeah, I'm not good at this shit. I was born 94, figure out my age yourselves from that. Call me Meister. I reblog shit. Furbies are cute. If you're an exclusionist of any sort... Please do me a favor and fuck off. Anything else? Send me an ask. http://ko-fi.com/meister Icon by @sarcasmprodigy - header by @djdeadlycapricorn

[en-futubandera]

[soulrama]

Yoooo he just changed the game

[grfygrf]

Oh, this is really neat, this is the same thing they did in Sh! The Octopus in 1937 to do this transformation scene. In black & white, the color of your light can hide makeup, then all you have to do is flip the color, and the audience just sees the difference in the light levels, but cannot see the color shift. The quick explanation for why this works is the blue makeup absorbs red light, looking very dark when only red light is present, but also looks about the same as relatively fair skin when only blue light is present. Same goes for the colors the other way.

[espanolbot2]

Ahh, I think that they had this in one of the early Jekyll and Hyde adaptations as well. :)

[foone]

Twilight Zone used this trick too, in The Howling Man, where this guy morphs into the Devil.

And again in Long Live Walter Jameson, where this guy loses his artificial youth

[injuries-in-dust]

I think the first time it was used was Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in 1931.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

God, I love practical effects

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

[shane-actually]

in a way this is beautiful because this is how language worked in the elizabethean era

[guerrillatech]

Stop trying to be productive

[orphic-mysteries]

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

[mansand]

i made ants and they hate eachother

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[fandomsandfeminism]

My favorite thing is listening to people go into extreme detail about some micro-aspect of some hobby they love that I know nothing about.

My mother in law loves bird watching. The other day she told me about how the birder world is ROCKED with controversy about the new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

My sister in law explained in detail specific qualities to look for that distinguish a good jigsaw puzzle from a bad one.

A friend of mine can talk your ear off about the different forms of cubism in modern art.

This cashier at my local board game store explained to a friend of mine why Hive, a small insect themed strategy game, is amazing but the pill bug expansion breaks the game.

My mom is obsessed with Henry VIII's wives and can not only list them in order, but knows all of their histories and ultimate fates by memory.

Everyone has at least one thing where their scope of knowledge and opinion runs so much deeper than you could ever imagine. Friends and relatives, coworkers and strangers.

For me, it is a lovely little reminder of how unique and strange humanity is. How we are all, deep down, nerdy weirdos.

[bookshelfpassageway]

"tumblr users play with jpgs like dolls" actually jpg filetype does not support transparency which provides most of our shenanigans

we play with PNGs like dolls

[only-cat-memes]

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

btw. being kink positive means ALL kinks even the ones you think are "immoral" or whatever the fuck. "but what about-" especially that one. no sex act between consenting adults is immoral actually. kill the cop in your brain.

of course that doesn't mean you have to be comfortable with every kink. it's fine to have limits for your own personal stuff. but if you judge people based on what they do with their consenting partners, I cannot stress this enough, you are being a bad person.

[kittenadventurous]

Steps to judge if a sex/kink thing is okay:

1. are all involved parties adults? (including planned observers)

2. did all involved parties give informed consent while able to give consent meaningfully (including uncoerced)?

3. did the actions stay within the bounds of said consent, not adding on new things while someone was unable to meaningfully consent?

if yes to all three: IT'S FINE

if it passes all three conditions and you still think it's morally wrong: you're judging based on your own sense of disgust, not any reasonable moral framework!

if you are trying to say "okay but what if...": did you read what i just fucking said??

you don't have to like it. you don't have to interact with it. you don't have to look at it. but you do have to tolerate it and not condemn its practice based on your personal feelings!

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

bringing this post back with my lovely gf's addition in case any of y'all haven't seen it yet

[idealisticshoujohearts]

Judging people based on their sex lives and kinks is blatant invasion of privacy. You wouldn't want someone going into your room and saying your tastes were bad and taking it upon themselves to "fix them", so don't do it to other people.

[ad-wills]

[storybookhawke]

[betterbemeta]

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

[mayakern]

hello

[sattosugu]

Sukuna: *doesn't like popcorn or soda*

jjk s2ep17

[violet-catsarelife]

(The evolution trigger is ✨Trauma✨)

Edit: since there seems to be some confusion about all the AU Jasons, here's a list of where they're from.

From Left to right Red Hooded Ninja: Young Justice cartoon Red Hood: Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016), DC comics Arkham Knight: Batman: Arkham Knight video game Red Robin: Death in the Family interactive movie Father Todd: Flashpoint: The World of Flashpoint #2, DC comics

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[avenuequed]

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[spheciform]

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

[chongoblog]

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*