my name is no one

Rocket/Ruckus | they/it/xe/pup | queer boygirlwhatever | there’s no organization on here, just various rambles and hyperfixations

[nobraincellz]

babyboy they say it takes 10 rights to correct a wrong and im 10,000,000,000 wrongs in a mini skirt

[nycswebhead]

daredevil? dare him to what?

[nycswebhead]

that hiatus really did something to my quip ability i just dont know if ive got it in me anymore

[nycswebhead]

fuck. fuck that was actually really good

[nycswebhead]

god yes please fuck more than anything in the world please

[nycswebhead]

SPIDERMANNING DOESNT PAY WELL OKAY

[nycswebhead]

would you subscribe to my spideyfans

yes

yes if you do spider specific content

no

Voting ended onMar 31

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[nycswebhead]

in fairness to the rat it survived a honda civic to the face so maybe we do have something to be worried about

[certifiedgirlthing]

Superpower: immune to car-based damage after being bitten by a radioactive Toyota Hilux

[nycswebhead]

i know we're meant to have a rule of not fighting another heroes villains or whatever but i swear to fuck i thought he was sandman. i dont know what clayface was doing in new york in the first place

[nycswebhead]

HIM TOO?? i thought that was dr connors who the fuck is "killer croc"

[nycswebhead]

at least my villain black cat is reliable and wont turn out to be some other incredibly similar rogue from gotham.....

[nycswebhead]

jameson wants me sooo bad. "menace" huh then why am i literally every headline youve ever written. the closet is glass girl

[nycswebhead]

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

[nycswebhead]

"thwip thwip"

[nycswebhead]

^^ my famous catchphrase

[nycswebhead]

i havent been hacked or anything i just really need some money

[nycswebhead]

being spiderman is difficult....being spiderman and funny is harder

[nycswebhead]

hey wait fuck you

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean: I’m glad you’re here man

Cas: *leaves*

[bloodydeanwinchester]

@lazarusthirsting 💀💀💀 they literally can't win

[danger4days]

Psst, psst u should draw marianne and the secretary too.

Who said that?

ooohhhh who said that👀👀 WHOO said marianne and the secretary

wasnt me

hair down marianne because i said so.. she deserves to be free too…. sweet sweet marianne

[agentukelele]

Hello binary gendered tumblr user. Before you is a nonbinary character in a relationship. You have three hours to describe the relationship without calling it yaoi, yuri, or anything else that puts them in the binary. If you fail, the room fills with toxic gas.

[fraught-with-peril]

Social media literally censors people who are too "ugly" idk why y'all think they don't also censor language and topics

[fraught-with-peril]

I THOUGHT THE REASON WE WERE ALL ON TUMBLR IS LITERALLY BECAUSE OTHER SNS DO THAT

[fraught-with-peril]

haha oh wait even Tumblr will delete your account if you're a trans woman

[fraught-with-peril]

There won't be one. This blog literally still exists bc when it got deleted I told support I'm not a trans woman.

Just in case anybody here had any doubts about what's going on with Tumblr.

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[muppetshow2026]

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[basic-bamboo]

@teaboot oil painting

[teaboot]

MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????