What's Your Damage

Kaili [kay-lee] Indiana with leg hair as long as the cornstalks. Jakob w/e 5ever

[uma-thurmans-foot]

I’m very proud.

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. 

[karadabvers-deactivated20170430]

someone: whats ur ringtone me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

[panchibust]

reblog if you still love johnny depp:

[uma-thurmans-foot]

I’m very proud.

[manfuckyopride]

[master-of-pocket-worlds-deactiv]

Me: *goes to bed super late and wakes up tired* Okay that’s fair

Me: *goes to bed right on time and wakes up tired* Okay I call bullshit

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[baddies]

Boy: let’s get naked                       Me: which palette?

[fucklestat]

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

Bernie is the president we need and deserve

[anddshelaughs]

Most politicians fly coach but I get your point.

[sonoanthony]

[parallax-priest]

THE LAST ONE I AM LAUGHING

[stupid-luna]

“I wear my clothes, my clothes don’t wear me.” -Cher 

[lookathernow]

[whatsacanada]

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

[gwess]

[thelimeblood]

my mom is a school bus driver and i can confirm

[studyswifts-blog]

Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?

Affect is the Action

Effect is the End result

[papermagazine]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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