haiz

I'm 25 and this website has held me hostage for 5+ years. Help me.

[jolyne]

who designed this sign

[thebattlefrontier]

why isn’t it in the center THIS IS BUGGING ME

[save-point-cosplay-deactivated2]

MAYBE THE ARCHITECT CAN’T SEE CLEARLY.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[guy]

damn he really cooked himself like that

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dead people in general are buried with suits and pretty dresses. So a zombie invasion would actually be something very fancy.

[filmouts]

#chandler bing + sarcastic answers (1)

[conners-kent]

[animatedtext]

[brittany-murphy]

[melissa-benoists]

will chris ever let her live: a compilation

[afloweroutofstone]

[theres-no-going-home-deactivate]

You kidding me

You kidding me right

Siri how many people did the CIA kill between Chile and Argentina in the 70’s - 80’s?

90.000 people, right?

[theres-no-going-home-deactivate]

Siri how big did México use to be before?

[theres-no-going-home-deactivate]

Siri what happened to Cuba after gaining independance from Spain? Also what is a comercial block?

[theres-no-going-home-deactivate]

Siri what is Puerto Rico?

[dulce-cafecito-deactivated20240]

Siri who supported the Honduran coup?

[queerfarmgremlin]

Siri who instigated the genocide of thousands of native Guatemalans?

[thebiscuiteternal]

Google, what’s the origin of the phrase “banana republic”?

[writing-prompt-s]

This is your Protagonist

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

this has no right being this funny

[sweetener]

[blondehiggs]

I missed this duo

[ruinedchildhood]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

MARTY THE BLOB

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

[when-can-i-nap]

Where was Bucky Barnes during the whole Eric taking over Wakanda? Like was he just guarding the goats?

[armandyke]

Erik: I’ve killed your king and now we’re gonna get revenge on the white people!

Bucky, a white who was snuck into the country completely illegally:

[pplholdon]

[heyhosers]

he was over there, on the bench

[starfirette]

Steve: So you watched Erik push T'Challa off the cliff

Bucky: yeah I was sitting over on the bench

Steve: And you did nothing?

Bucky: Yeah because I was sitting over there on the bench