shhhh i have a headache

my name is raychle. she/her, 28 woohoo

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[sepulchretide]

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[catcrumb]

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[pitbolshevik]

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

i love learning new things on tumblr dot com

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[sludgebitch]

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

[electronicdwarf]

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

[sludgebitch]

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doggosource]

[flipchild]

He’s actually bad ass

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him 💝

[flipchild]

So nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

This goes hard he’s actually awesome

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Hahaha oh man I actually find stylizing 4 so it also reads as 사 (four) really clever. I just wish that it were on nearly any other fucking game lmao

[parkchanwoohoo]

Excited for the Epic Level where scary North Korea invades the heroic South and the American heroes need to save the day and also assault hundreds of Korean women in the process with no real consequences and it's fine because Communism Scary