There Are Only Nightmares Here

So you've arrived then? Good, I've been expecting you. Who am I? Well, you may call me the Schemer, if you so desire. I am the sixth member of this Organization, but my rank is not based upon Number alone. What's that? Why yes, your shadow is moving, don't be scared, it's only here to draw you into your worst nightmares. //No artwork found upon this blog are mine unless exclusively stated. Please read the Roleplay Rules before approaching for a thread. I track the tag umbrarumillusionibus.

[umbrarumillusionibus]

@vexenchillingworth

//I exist? maybe?

[umbrarumillusionibus]

elegantxassassin:

     "Perhaps you can. Are you the new recruit I’m supposed to be going with? I hope you won’t disappoint.“

“New recruit? Hardly. Watch yourself neophyte.”

[umbrarumillusionibus]

elegantxassassin started following you

“Can I help you?”

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//-slides into existence-

[umbrarumillusionibus]

//apologies for not being very active. I’m in the process of moving.

[xkryptonianx-deactivated2013093]

Send me a ★ if you think I accurately portray my muse

[bleedingflames-archive]

“I really don’t think I could pull off the hair bow look.”

[umbrarumillusionibus]

“Your hair is too curly to truly be tamed by multiple hairbows.”

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saikousu:

        He hesitates. That don’t go on his lips. He wants to warn him, to interfere with this chain of the worlds. He swallows hard, the decision still hanging in the air. “Don’t go. And if you do, be wary of Axel.” This isn’t his Zexion, this isn’t the man he sentenced to his death, but it feels like it is. And he wants to save him. A foolish selfish desire.

A pause. He’d known of course that there was a plot to get rid of them, to destroy all of those who went to Oblivion. Still, it surprises him to hear Saix admit it, especially so readily. 

“I can’t refuse a direct order to go Saix, even if I find excuses, one day I will be required to report there instead of puttering around my library.”

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vexenchillingworth:

Vexen nodded slowly. But then, his expression grew sour. “He has Marluxia to micromanage us,” he warned. “Do you think Lexaeus would join us on the project? It would probably be restricted to the three of us–no more than that. We’ve got several loose lips around here.”

“I am aware of his thoughts to put the neophyte in charge.” He lived through the shadows, there were few secrets that escaped his hearing. He hums faintly, glancing around to ensure that no one else had anything in the room to overhear their conversation.

“I believe he would, even if he doesn’t believe in it. Perhaps...”

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saikousu:

       “Have you been to Castle Oblivion yet?” It’s an offhanded remark. He’s not sure why but he wants to make sure he’ll be safe. He doesn’t want to see another Zexion fall at the hands of Axel. Perhaps it’s selfish, but it’s also trying to right his own wrongs.

“No...” He’s been dragging his feet, despite the direct order to report there as soon as possible. His library here is almost enough to ignore venturing to Oblivion’s cramped quarters in the basement. Almost. “I have been delaying that.”

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watchfulforeteller:

@umbrarumillusionibus

He should’ve expected Zexion to pop up when he was carrying his groceries home.  “Can I help you?”

“You looked like you could use help.” And how conveniently he’s brought along two clones who look eager to help.

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vexenchillingworth:

“Castle Oblivion. Please.” He grimaced and decisively propped up his head with a fist. The place gave him no real excitement, but he knew that Xemnas was trying to lure him there with promises of more workspace and equipment for the Replica Project. Less of an incentive, and more like a directive.

“But I think that this phenomenon should be observed nonetheless. We would have to exercise the most extreme caution, of course.”

“Of course.” He was glad the sound of chopping filled the space. If he were honest, he’d been studying the phenomenon for longer than he’s researched anything else in his time here. He glanced away, checking on his clone’s progress.

“Perhaps Oblivion will provide the free-reign to study it without being closely observed.”

[umbrarumillusionibus]

x-purpose started following you

Oh look, there’s a small child just staring up at him. What does it want?

[i-restuff]

Found these Screenshots from “80 is Prachtig” comic a while back ago.

not knowing what are they sayin, but this is the Cutest + Saddest thing i’ve seen today. :’(

@sarroora 

[micaxiii]

while I get the gist of what’s going on, can somebody translate this?

[theragegur]

1 

Donal:I din’t even know you had sons! They are my nephews then?

2 

Dumbela: We’ll talk another time, when I get back from my flight in space!

Donald: What!? You’re going to space!?

3

Dumbela: So far, everything is right! I must fly until the tank is halfway! Then back to Earth!

4 

Dumbela: Then I go to my brother donald’s house! He takes care of my children! What an extreme resemblance … What are your names?

5 

The kids (sorry I aways mess up with theyr names): I’m Nico. And I’m Tico And my name is chico!

Dumbela: Hi, Hi, What funny names!

6

 Duwey(?): One more question mo….

Huey(?): …Ehhh…. Dumbela!

Luey(?): For how long You’ve been traveling?

7

Dumbela: IH, Ih! About 15 minutes! In 1 hour I’ll be back to the happy base…

8

Dumbela: I am adventurous but can not stand a day without my boys! Bye!

9

Donald: I don’t understand, boys! Why did you not tell the truth to dumbela? 

The boys: We do not want her to worry and come back earlier, Uncle Donal …

10

The boys: Because we like to stay with you!

[i-restuff]

Thank you thank you thank you!!!

[sarroora]

[andallshallbewell]

[rabbitindisguise]

Naughty succulents get put in the plant cage to atone for their crimes

[thekeybladehero-a]

hello there! are you into disney levels of cheese? are you unsatisfied with the disney levels of cheese because it’s not enough and you want more? do you ever feel like staring directly into the sun and blinding yourself because of how bright it is? if you answered yes to any of these questions and you’re into terrible puns, positive vibes, and a fatal amount of corniness (and kingdom hearts of course), please give this a like or reblog! i promise you he won’t wear an ugly clown onesie if you do. we don’t talk about those days.

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evenchillingworth:

He took one looong look at Ienzo and sighed. “When did you eat last? I’m sure I can predict what your answer will be, but go ahead.”

Dad ain’t happy, kiddo.

He doesn’t even bother to try and look ashamed. This is normal for him, what’s food and why should he fix it himself? “...I don’t remember.” Oh maybe he can count his ribs now, perhaps that is a bad thing? 

He’d try to be sorry but books are far more interesting honestly.