Moon Dog with a Blog

I'm the umb named Umby I might post funny stuff here and there Avatar by @fiakaiera

[roccobotte]

happy new year faggot

thanks

[q8p]

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

[one-in-lemillion]

ALCHEM IN THE METAL

[seinfelt]

The Female Presenting Nipple

Calling in an old favor, Kramer ropes Elaine into an elaborate black-market baby goods scam.

“Well what’s wrong with them?” she asks, holding up a normal-looking bottle.

“The rubber’s from used tires,” he explains. “In North Korea.”

“…oh.”

Using one of Morty’s old trench coats to hide the goods hung over her shoulders, she wanders through parks targeting anyone with children, but as soon as she begins to open her coat people assume she’s going to flash them and they run away as quickly as possible.

Fed up with social mores, George vows to go shirtless no matter the context, even in restaurants, resulting in a citywide ban on all male toplessness.

Jerry follows a clown down a sewer drain, fully aware that it plans to murder him.

[longzone222]

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[bluebeetletedkord]

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

[thecoppercow]

oh.

[umbywumbywufferface]

Checking Twitter right now be like

[umbywumbywufferface]

It's almost that time of year again

[jerrysbaitshop-deactivated20200]

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[spicyghostpepper]

[oh-archivist]

Today’s adventure

[oh-archivist]

100,000 notes and I get another boy

[relishboi]

[avantgardejazz-deactivated20220]

[roccobotte]

My goal in life is to eat your asshole

The game is on

[tamwah]

tired: being a furry

wired: being a furry

[tamwah]

furries are bad but they are also good. the good ones have self awareness on how to be a decent person, spreading kindred among the community. the bad ones let porn and only porn dictate their values and idols

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zsnes]

breaking bad

jesse pinkman: hey yo mister white can you please put your pants back on

walter white: as each day passes i feel my bones growing heavier and my patience growing thinner. my days are numbered and my conscience weighs heavy, and yet you stand here wasting my time? i am a father, a husband and a teacher and you have the gall to ask me to “put my pants back on”? you know what? maybe you have earned my mercy. maybe you will close your eyes on this day and open them on the next. but know this, jesse. tomorrow, and the day after that, and until the day that my corpse is left to feed the earth, i am your god. and you will pay tribute to me so to win mercy from my horrible vengeance. do you understand me? do you understand me, jesse?

jesse pinkman: pay tribute to this bitch (grabs his crotch)