why you 'ere? get out

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[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

yep, i am a proshipper. That means that i think that people shouldn't harass others over pixels on a screen or graphite on paper.

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and also that i love ships!!! look at these absolute BEAUTS! GORGEOUS!!!

ships, shipping and letting shipping!♡

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

Ignore this

narileshy kiss

[unabashedmoonhideout6969]

Eyeball porn! Behold!

[bocoe]

why are you like primarily attracted to things with childlike art styles that's fuckin creepy

porn isn’t for adults unless the style is gritty and the men are RIPPED

[shitpostingoveryonder]

You wanna take a break and try again later?

Hater: I don’t know what to say, I mean… This never really happens to me.

His first: Not having a penis never happens to you?!

[objectentadixxx]

n///sfw comic under read more dont kill me

IM NOT KIDDING if youre under 18 fuck off

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[alfa995]

Wooloo can’t escape R34 >>’’

Fully-sheared on Patreon! And be sure to follow on Twitter too, for arts I don’t get to post here. <3

[mindnomadart]

she’s starting to grow on me

[shitpostingoveryonder]

Before Hater got Captain Tim

Peepers: People like pets, Lord Hater.

Hater: Nonsense! Pets are idiots! Think about it, Peepers. If I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and- and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?!

Peepers: Er… If you did it, sir…?

[shitpostingoveryonder]

Before Hater got Captain Tim

Peepers: People like pets, Lord Hater.

Hater: Nonsense! Pets are idiots! Think about it, Peepers. If I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and- and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?!

Peepers: Er… If you did it, sir…?

[jamiethewatchpup-blog-deactivat]

🔞

Jamie: … i feel uncomfortable

[commander-ledi]

here, have some gr8 tutorials. they are made by onta.

[viviscapism]

omfg

[pwnypony]

oh yeah? oh yeah!

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

Wander over Yonder headcanon: Tearing up is also the equivalent of drooling for watchdogs.

Tots not an excuse to draw teary eyed Peeps when he’s doing Woohoo >///w///>

[fertilealien]

What sort of kinks do you headcanon the WOY characters having?

I see Peepers as being into D&S - he likes to sub but he REAAAAALLY likes to dom - and other power-play kinda things, and Wander has his dress-up and his Star Nomad ankle thing … other than that I don’t really have any concrete headcanons for the WOY characters’ kinks! I’d need to think about it a bit more.

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

Can I just add some of my own headcanons? *does anyway*

-Awesome loves to bite and leave marks all over his territory. Also licking blood from the love bites turn him all the way on~~ *FEEDING FRENZY*

-Sylvia loves to sub but will still wrestle with her partner for dom position because she doesn’t want to go down without a fight. When she finds a partner that can easily dom her then WOWIE she into it~~<3<3<3

-Hater doesn’t really have any kinks but is curious about what it’s like to be a bottom (which is impossible because then he’d need a magical energy ass but all he has is his glowy dick)

[fondlersunite]

Neckbeard would be the most aggravating person to have sex with. I’m pretty sure he’s a complete virgin, but if he ever were to have sex; he would most definitely protest at whatever he thinks his partner is doing “incorrectly.” And most of his knowledge on sex comes from porn.

It could even be something as small as moaning that he would whine about.

Moaning: Neckbeard: “No, you’re supposed to moan at a higher pitch!”

Missionary: Neckbeard: *Pinches the bridge of his nose, or whatever the fuck he has for one.* “Ok, I am going to have to show you some informational videos after this, because you are clearly misinformed on how this works.”

Doggy-style: Neckbeard: *Sighs.* “Am I going to have to use my bo staff on you? Because this is just sad.”

In the end he gets so frustrated that he just decides to fucking leave.

Neckbeard: “Since you aren’t going to take this seriously,” *cue magic energy surrounding him,* “then you aren’t worth the presence, nor the body of Neckbeard the All Knowing Naysayer!” *Stops the magic* “But don’t feel too bad about this; you were out of my league anyways. *Teleports back to his shop to eat more doritos. 

[owner-of-wendys]

I know hater is like to girl what about peepers? Like say if there's a girl he saw was his type what would he be like or what is type of girl? XD

It makes me laugh to think Peepers would fall for an egomaniacal tyrant with electrical eyeball powers, plans for galactic domination, and long eye lashes.

Basically a tall Watchdog that is otherwise exactly like Hater. Introducing them would be SUPER awkward. Like when someone is dating someone who looks exactly like their mother.

[girlballs]

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