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BEHOLD. THE WORLD OF CALIBORN THE MIGHTY AND POWERFuL. WELCOME TO MY. HOW DO YOu SAY. "TWISTED MIND". ((kik: unabashedustulation)) ((m/a!: none, accepting))

[unabashedustulation]

☂

☂ for something my muse wants to protect

himself. that’s basically it. he’s so self centered that he’d be willing to sacrifice anyone for his own cause.

[unabashedustulation]

♨

♨ for something that relaxes my muse

caliborn never relaxes. ever. he is in a constant state of “holy shit i gotta do something to feed my false image of importance”. drawing doesn’t help, he usually gets so flustered sketching pictures of marriage proposals that he faints. killing isn’t better; he usually shoots long after they’re dead and wont stop til he runs out of bullets, and even then he runs off to get more. the reason he’s like this is because when he relaxes, he gets sleepy and calliope comes out. he can’t relax if he wants to survive.

[unabashedustulation]

♞ ; ♟

♞ for something that my muse wants to do

hoo boy, what caliborn wants is a teen boy’s power fantasy: dominate the world, gather up all the bitches, have everything at his disposal and have no repercussions. of course, he has no way to obtain this yet. he’s just a stupid fucking nerd at a computer being a huge shitbaby (which is mun actually lol)

♟ for something my muse admires

he admires the hell out of his power fantasy mary sue oc, but that’s about it. when it comes to people, he has a base understanding that they’re better than him in some way so he places them beneath him somehow. take balit, for example; while he is interested in her, he knows she is more powerful and confident, so he places her under the baseline of “a regular bitch”

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Send me a...

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

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REBLOG IF YOU DON'T MIND BLOODY ROLEPLAYS OR VIOLENT ROLEPLAYS

[unabashedustulation]

WHAT. WHY? I DO NOT NEED YOuR EYE ON ME.

[p1x1est1x]

Well 1t’s there. Because 1 knOw a th1ng Or twO abOut peOple l1ke yOu.

[unabashedustulation]

SuCH AS. WHAT WOuLD YOu KNOW ABOut ME.

[unabashedustulation]

p1x1est1x iperidont dr4gonc4n3

AND YET ALL OF YOu SHOW uP. TAKE THAT virxdian.

[iperidont-deactivated20150719]

❝  Please refrain from using me as an example in… whatever it is you’re attempting to prove. ❞

[unabashedustulation]

FINE. I WILL NOT. YOu SEEM BETTER THAN THE OTHER BITCHES ANYHOW.

[unabashedustulation]

p1x1est1x iperidont dr4gonc4n3

AND YET ALL OF YOu SHOW uP. TAKE THAT virxdian.

[p1x1est1x]

Eh. 1′m Only here tO keep an eye On yOu, tbh.

[unabashedustulation]

WHAT. WHY? I DO NOT NEED YOuR EYE ON ME.

[unabashedustulation]

OH. uH. SORRY. I AM NOT uSED TO SuCH ATTENTION. FROM HOT BABES. SuCH AS YOuRSELF. I STILL FEAR YOu. AND FIND YOu. INTIMIDATING. PERHAPS. WE COuLD MAYBE DO SOMETHING. LIKE. STROLL ON THE BEACH. (OH GOD SHE WILL NOT DO THAT)

[fatalroyale]

yeah ok so i disappeared for a while there (obviously) and i think we all knew where this was going, i just felt like explaining in detail why im doing what im doing so you dont get any other weird ideas about it.

Keep reading

[unabashedustulation]

OH. 

CAN I STILL HOLD YOuR HAND. 

[ncvabcrn-archive]

unabashedustulation appears!

Yet another long url that my dyslexia refuses me to read. What’s up?

[unabashedustulation]

HELLO, PION. I AM CALIBORN. A GREAT AND MIGHTY CHERuB. AND WHAT IS DYSLEXIA. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

[ncvabcrn-archive]

Dyslexia is a condition where a person has a hard time reading letters. And it’s a pain in the fucking ass. And the fuck is a Cherub? The only Cherubs I know are those angel things. Highly doubt that’s what you are tho.

[unabashedustulation]

A CHERuB. IS A HIGHLY VOLATILE CREATuRE. THAT RESIDES IN SPACE AND EATS A LOT. IT COuLD PROBABLY KILL YOu. EASILY. 

[ncvabcrn-archive]

unabashedustulation appears!

Yet another long url that my dyslexia refuses me to read. What’s up?

[unabashedustulation]

HELLO, PION. I AM CALIBORN. A GREAT AND MIGHTY CHERuB. AND WHAT IS DYSLEXIA. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

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unabashedustulation said: I ALREADY DESTROYED MY CHANCES WITH HER. SHE RAN AWAY. AND HAS NOT REPLIED TO ME SINCE. AND IT’S YOuR FAuLT.

Oh, 8oohoo. 

I feel terri8le. 

[unabashedustulation]

YOu SuCK. YOu SPIDERY SPECTACLED BITCH.

[unabashedustulation]

WHAT. IS WRONG WITH MY TONE. THIS IS HOW I uSUALLY SPEAK. AND AS FOR MY OFFER. I HAVE A PLETHORA OF EXAMPLES OF WHICH I COuLD SHOW YOu. I WILL EVEN DRAW YOu. YOu WONDROuS SPECIMEN.

[virxdian-archive]

It Is More Of Your Choice Of Words That Is Wrong

And Please Dont

[unabashedustulation]

YOu ARE THE SECOND PERSON. TO COMMENT ON MY WORD CHOICE. I DO NOT SEE THE PROBLEM. I THOuGHT WOMEN LIKED THAT TALK.

AND WHY NOT. MY ARTWORK IS VERY GOOD. IT IS DEPRAVED, YES. THERE IS BRuTAL IMAGERY OF CuDDLING AND MATRIMONY. BuT IT IS GOOD NONETHELESS.

[unabashedustulation]

that-one-gal-with-the-bowtie liked your post “p1x1est1x iperidont dr4gonc4n3 AND YET ALL OF YOu SHOW uP. TAKE THAT...”

that-one-gal-with-the-bowtie liked your post “DID I SCARE HER OFF. I THINK I SCARED HER OFF. SHIT.”

that-one-gal-with-the-bowtie reblogged your post “Send me a ♤ ♧ ♡ ♢ on anonymous if you secretly ship your troll with mine.”

WHO ARE YOu. AND WHY DO YOu WEAR MY FACE. LOOKING “KAWAII”. 

[unabashedustulation]

p1x1est1x iperidont dr4gonc4n3

AND YET ALL OF YOu SHOW uP. TAKE THAT virxdian.

[virxdian-archive]

I

I Highly Doubt More Would Be Sent Your Way With That Tone Your Taking Up And Offer

[unabashedustulation]

WHAT. IS WRONG WITH MY TONE. THIS IS HOW I uSUALLY SPEAK. AND AS FOR MY OFFER. I HAVE A PLETHORA OF EXAMPLES OF WHICH I COuLD SHOW YOu. I WILL EVEN DRAW YOu. YOu WONDROuS SPECIMEN.

[unabashedustulation]

etroshes started following you

YOU. WITH THE RED EYES. I SuPPOSE WE SHARE THE SAME STRuGGLE. OF BEING RED. AND TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE.

AS MANY WOuLD SAY, WE ENDuRE. THE STRUGGLE