Note: I will block porn-only accounts that follow me. Some nsfw is perfectly fine, but if something looks like a pornbot I will block it. If something looks like a bot in general, I will block it as soon as it follows me.

Kaledo Art

★

JBB: An Artblog!
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Show & Tell

izzy's playlists!

tannertan36
tumblr dot com

titsay

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

pixel skylines
Three Goblin Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON

No title available
dirt enthusiast

⁂
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
seen from Norway

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Italy
seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from Russia

seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from Canada

seen from Portugal
seen from Poland
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from North Macedonia
seen from Philippines

seen from Malaysia

seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@unabletomakedecisions
Note: I will block porn-only accounts that follow me. Some nsfw is perfectly fine, but if something looks like a pornbot I will block it. If something looks like a bot in general, I will block it as soon as it follows me.
Simon but he’s a icky gooey mess
the cognitive dissonance from people who want the products of modern medicine but get weird about animal research. like im sorry but this is necessary for the survival of the society we currently live in. and the scientists who work on these things are not evil cackling psychopaths. anyone you talk to in animal research has incredibly complex feelings about their work and incredibly complex relationships to the animals in their care. there are regulations and oversight and penalties in place to make the work as humane as possible and scientists are overwhelmingly the ones enforcing and advocating for better care.
@velvetdemon I'm doing a full reply because I want to give this question the time and space it deserves, and I really do appreciate your curiosity about this.
The short answer: It is deeply unethical. There are nowhere near enough willing patients in the world to be able to do this, and it would be criminal to put them through this.
The long answer: The one side of the equation you're focusing on is: how much of a drug is too much, to the point where it will cause negative side effects or even death? And this is crucial to know. But it's not just a matter of finding out the lethal dosage of a heart cholesterol medication, you need to know that it can actually lower the cholesterol of any living thing. There is no way to know this without giving it first to...a living thing.
But beyond this, I need to emphasize: The goal of a drug trial is to effectively cure people who are already suffering from disease, who are living on limited time.
Drug trials don't just happen on any member of the public, they need to happen specifically on people affected by the disease you're trying to treat. There is at any time a very limited and very marginalized population of the world affected by early onset, familial Parkinson's disease. Because you cannot ethically induce disease in a human being, you are working with, speaking with, and helping patients and their families who are hopeful and desperate for a cure.
If you were to jump straight to human trials from petri dishes, not knowing absolutely anything about how the drug functions in a living, breathing animal body, it would look like this:
We didn't know that minute quantities of the drug interact lethally with x, y, z medication that people are commonly also taking. X number of patients have died as a result.
We didn't know that the drug is fatal to people with [common variant] in their genetics. X more patients have died.
We didn't know the drug exacerbates x, y, z chronic illnesses. X number of people have acquired permanent, lifelong disabilities.
We didn't know the best way to deliver the drug, so we tried multiple ways: the people who received it intravenously are now suffering from a painful, costly, and debilitating condition that did not happen with the ingested form.
I could go on, and on, and on.
The vast majority of these problems can be nearly or almost entirely averted by testing other animals first.
These are all people who possibly could have waited for the normal progression from animal testing to human testing and thus received better outcomes. Some people will pass away in the time it takes to get to that point, and that's heartbreaking, and we all wish science could be faster.
But the cost of expediting science could mean a life of profoundly greater suffering or an even shorter life than the one where no intervention happens at all. And at that point, you have completely exhausted your trust, your goodwill, and your patients' hope, after you've failed to do anything or even worsened the lives of people who are already deeply suffering.
hi, i’m an animal research professional. making sure laboratory animals stay alive, healthy, and enriched has been my full-time job for several years now.
animal research is not the mad scientist wild west that PETA wants you to think it is. there are extremely strict federal laws in place to protect the well being of these animals. animal welfare organizations like AAALAC ensure that lab animals are treated with dignity & respect and are given enough specialized care & enrichment to be happy and content in captivity, just like AZA accreditation with zoos.
not a single animal from a zebrafish to a mouse to a dog to a macaque goes unaccounted for. if an animal gets moved to a new cage, paired for breeding, has a procedure performed on it, gives birth, gets sick or injured, dies, etc. it is legally required that this information is recorded and kept on file for the US federal government to access. failing to record & retain this information is very much punishable by US federal law.
let me tell you - if you abuse or kill an animal, even a mouse - you are almost certainly getting both fired & blacklisted from the industry. if you abuse or kill a more ‘advanced’ animal, such as a dog or monkey, you will likely face criminal charges. killing a monkey is as serious and disastrous as a nuclear meltdown. you are expected to reasonably explain every illness, injury, or death of an animal under your care. you must record all of this information. animals that are clearly suffering with low QOL are required to be euthanized according to AVMA guidelines.
research animals are highly expensive. yes, even the "lesser" animals like mice. the cheapest mice will run you a few hundred $ per individual, with some of the most expensive mice i've cared for being $25,000 per individual. in research we have the "three Rs" - reduction (reduce amount of necessary animals to a minimum), refinement (refine processes to ensure research is accurate and animals feel no pain or distress), and replacement (replace animals with non-living research models as they become available). i can assure you no proper research team is wasting animals (*do not* say "b-b-but elon musk--" his research team is actively being investigated for animal abuse by the government).
research methods that do not require live animals are currently being looked into & efforts spearheaded by - you guessed it - the animal research industry itself (notice how the animal rights people are strangely silent & unhelpful when it comes to this?) but current technology is rudimentary and does not compare to live animal models.
some research animal fun facts (US edition):
all species of animals are only allowed to have one single major surgery performed on them in their entire lifetime.
institutions with nonhuman primates must have a behavior program in place (run by knowledgeable primate specialists) to ensure that they are happy and receiving enough daily enrichment and social interaction.
institutions with dogs are required to have physical exercise programs in place. this means every individual dog gets a substantial amount of leashed AND free-roaming exercise daily, including playgroups with other dogs.
a majority of nonhuman primates get to retire to sanctuaries like peaceable primate sanctuary, and almost all dogs get retired and adopted out by organizations like homes for animal heroes. some institutions will also adopt out unneeded young rabbits, guinea pigs, rats, etc.
some strains of mice glow neon green (or orange or blue) under UV light. this is not harmful to them and is commonly seen in cancer research.
so yes, you can rest knowing that laboratory animals are treated with the utmost respect by their caretakers. and you can stop this awful, ignorant talk of human experimentation that will only end in the abuse of nonwhite people, LGBT people, disabled people, indigenous people, and so many others. please just take a look at this wikipedia page if you think “ethical” human experimentation can exist.
This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website
literally 😭😭😭
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
it would be so cool to explore a story set in the elias school for girls. cissie and traya attend throughout young justice, and greta is shown going in teen titans when cassie is also accepted during issue 7. just for fun, we can add georgia redmond and anita fite to the group. imagine the high jinks, the dynamics, the potential.
"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT
sometimes I remember that jmart is actually 100% canon and I get a sudden rush of joy and gratitude for the writer(s) at rq.
and not just implied canon either. not just an ambiguous confession that could be twisted to be platonic. not just subtext. not just a relationship confirmed by the creators after the fact. they are 100% undeniably canon.
they refer to each other as boyfriends. they talk openly with other characters about the fact that they're dating. they have an audible kiss. they say I love you in a way that is undeniably romantic. they openly flirt with each other.
and like. yeah canon is made up and whatever we want it to be yadda yadda. but like,, canon queer relationships, especially quality written queer relationships, are just,, RIDICULOUSLY hard to come by for some reason and jmart's relationship is so refreshing to me, especially because you can tell the writers actually care about it
and they're not the only ones! there's a canon lesbian couple! there are canon trans characters! there are literal statements with themes of transness and queerness and how that impacts people's experiences! there are explicitly queer background characters/relationships! jon is canonically asexual! (and jon's asexuality could be a whole other post for me—it feels so monumental as an asexual person to see somebody who is both canonically asexual and still has genuine romantic relationships)
no matter what your opinion on jmart is, I think it's pretty hard to deny that they're so important on the representation side of things. as a queer person it's incredibly comforting to have a fandom where I feel 100% safe and accepted by not just the queer side of the fandom but the creators as well <3 thank u rusty quill for all you do
Something I want to play around with in my current fic is the fact that Avid is an alchemist. And clearly, since he worked on a cure for rabies, he's a damn good one too.
Which means that Avid knows how to make bombs. And poison. Heck, he could have probably poisoned the vampires animals and killed them if he got close enough.
Like all I can imagine is Avid going Bagshot because he's pissed off for some reason and just taking out a bomb, throwing it at the castle and running away.
OMFG AND LEGS.
LEGS IS A POISONER.
DO YOU THINK EITHER OF THEM EVER SAID SOMETHING AND THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE THE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE OTHER ONE IS TALKING ABOUT. DO YOU THINK LEGS FELT SLIGHTLY SICK. DO YOU THINK LEGS ALWAYS CHECKED HIS FOOD AFTER THAT.
OH. AND THEY BOTH PROBABLY KNOW THE TASTE OF POISON TOO.
GOD.
Wait a fucking minute someone write that down-
I thibk I'm gonna try a bit harder to not eat mould
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Floating around the idea of a vsmp soulmate AU where it’s basically the same rules as Double Life.
Like Owen and Legs would obviously be paired together, they have this whole “two sides of the same coin, our souls are irrevocably intertwined” schtick in a lot of fanon stuff anyway and I am HERE FOR IT. Legs has more sympathy for vampires than any of the other townsfolk, and that would be amplified if his soul is actually bound to one. It would also make his attempts to get the town to trust them even more desperate, because if the humans go after Owen they also might end up killing him. Perhaps Owen is even more rejecting of the Doc’s attempts at trying to get him on his side because he thinks it’s just so Legs can save his own skin. On the flip side, there’s also the active suicidal ideation that’s rife between BOTH of them, and Owen’s “I’m going down but I’m taking you with me” approach towards the end would give some excellent angst points with this mechanic. If the pairs weren’t randomised in Double Life, it would definitely be them.
However, Legs and Avid being soul-bound has the potential to be comedy gold. Legs finding out that they’re tied and just “Oh god not that lunatic.” Imagine them being at each other’s throats and the only thing stopping Doc from ripping Avid’s head off is the fact that he can’t risk himself. On the angstier side, imagine Doc getting bitten by Owen in Ep4 and Avid feeling it and being terrified. Imagine the Doctor trying to keep that a secret but knowing that Avid knows and won’t be able to resist blabbing to the town. Imagine being Avid and knowing that your doctor is in some way working with the vampires and voluntarily getting drained and watching him lie about it and not knowing if he’s someone to trust.
Scott and Legs could also be super interesting, since Legs thought Scott was the WORST. Legs is also one of the most trusted and valued member of the town, which would put them in a difficult situation if they ever wanted to defeat Scott. But it would also be an interesting parallel upon reflection and realising that Scott was much more similar to the Doc in terms of being redeemable than Owen was.
Scott could actually be paired with a lot of people for this. My first thought would unsurprisingly be Avid (yaoi enjoyer enjoys yaoi, fork found in kitchen) and it would be a lot of fun, especially at the start with all the murder accusations. I imagine Avid wouldn’t feel great about his soul being tied to a vampire, especially with the idea that he can’t kill Scott without killing himself (or finding a way to break the bond, probably something to do with the beacons). But he knows that Scott can’t hurt him either, and so when he eventually joins the castle he knows he can trust Scott to want to keep him safe. Scott at first protects him as a way of protecting himself, but then he forms genuine affection for him.
My second thought was that Scott could be tied to Shelby. This, I think, is what makes the most sense in terms of keeping things canon-compliant. Scott is always very protective of her, and Shelby is loyal to him, and they would make a great team. This would also probably make sense in this case to make Avid tied to Drift.
It could also be interesting if Scott’s paired with Owen, since they were both the starting vampires. It would give them a real disadvantage because they could be defeated a lot quicker if they were found out. People would have a lot more trouble hurting a vampire if that meant hurting a human as well, so the two most powerful vampires being paired together would make things a lot easier for the town, and the vampires a lot more desperate.
I still haven’t watched Pyro’s POV, but I imagine the MajorScythe shippers can think of some toxic way they can be toxic together with this mechanic.
It also has some angst potential if Apo (Who’s POV I also haven’t seen yet) was tied to Scott, which would put her in such a difficult situation because she can’t defeat him without killing herself.
This is also the part where I admit that I’ve only watched Double Life from Grian’s perspective so I don’t really know the other dynamics. I am aware that Scott and Pearl were soulmates in that and they got up to some divorced hijinks, but that’s pretty much all I know. It would be interesting to have some of the events of Double Life play out in this AU, if I only knew what events those were. For vampires only it would probably mean Pearl would get turned first rather than last, that’s if Scott could turn his soulmate. If not, then there would be a similar situation to the doc. Perhaps some MoonRot stuff with Cleo wanting to protect Peal, meaning she’d also have to protect Scott.
However just Pearl and Cleo being bound would also be great because yuri.
I believe Martyn and Cleo were also bound in Double Life, but I didn’t watch that POV so I have no idea how that would go if it was translated into vampires. Let me know your thoughts in the reblogs.
Martyn and Ren would also be an obvious choice, seeing as they do keep dying in each other’s arms in every universe.
I probably won’t write this into an actual fic, but it’s a fun AU just to think about.
Okay so I thought about the Implications of this post for too long so after some consideration here are my ideal pairings:
Cleo & Apo
Legundo & Abolish
Martyn & Sausage
Owen & Avid
Pearl & Ren
Scott & Pyro
Shelby & Drift
I will elaborate if asked
I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did.
And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid.
There is a wasps’ nest in my attic.
Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.
Statement ends.
He truly was the contestant ever