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[seashellronan]

idk what introvert needs to hear this but please check yourself when ur saying stuf like “staying in your room all weekend by yourself watching netflix is much better than going out and being social” because speaking from experience it’s very easy to confuse being introverted and isolating yourself to cope with anxiety and depression please reach out to your friends and make an effort to live your life and say yes to things, there’s no harm in enjoying your own company but please try to avoid shutting yourself away because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re better alone it’s seriously a recipe for loneliness and will really fuck with your self worth

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[dead-dove-ble]

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

[shiptillyoudie]

Also you should make problematic content for funsies. You don't need to have had trauma or need to be coping in order to explore dark creativity. You can just be a human who wants to explore dark and taboo topics because you want to. That's completely normal, btw.

Every single person on this planet thinks about dark and taboo things. It's literally the most normal thing in the world.

Go draw the horror porn and be free.

[tackypies]

we should all be more like david cronenberg and write fucked up stuff. For Funsies

[yanderemommabean]

<3

-Mommabean

[rottingbones-sys]

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

[studentofetherium]

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

[aokozaki]

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

[awakefor48hours]

I need you folks who are going back to school to understand this, sleep deprivation is not something to be proud of. You are being fed capitalist propaganda to make you believe that working yourself to the bone is a good and smart business model from a young age. If all you do is “get 3 hours of sleep” because you’re studying, you’re just gonna burn out quicker, forget the information you’re trying to cram, and cause your brain to cannibalize itself.

Do not compete by making unhealthy habits. This will only fuck you up in the long run.

[vexie-chan]

And do not...DO NOT fall for the "Well, I can just load up on energy drinks/coffee/etc to compensate".

I saw people in grad school make themselves sick daily doing this. There was a girl in my 8am lingustics class who would pound two 5-hour-energy drinks and then grip the sides of the desk because she ALREADY KNEW she was going to get the shakes for the next 20 minutes. I ended up unable to keep food down for two months straight because the amount of caffeine I was intaking daily to counterbalance the "all nighters" gave me enough gallstones to completely block up my gallbladder and wreck my entire digestive tract...which i am STILL dealing with 14 years later.

Build healthy habits. Build healthy boundaries. Talk to your instructors if you're struggling to meet deadlines or understand curriculum. Please take care of YOU!

[t00thpasteface]

one thing i've noticed at my new job is the amount of people who want to know about accidents involving to other patrons, especially children, at the habitat where we keep the arapaimas and pacus and giant stingrays. people will come up to me and do this come-close-so-i-can-whisper motion, and when i nod and lean in, they ask me like "has anyone ever fallen in?" "have there ever been any accidents?" "has anything ever Happened with the arapaima?" with what i can only describe as this sort of mirthful schaudenfreude. this morbid, almost vulturesque rubbernecking. the tone of someone who slows down to get a better look when they drive past a car accident.

my honest answer, which i give them, is "i don't know" and they always look disappointed. it's fascinating. i'm sorry we take great care to avoid the sudden removal of children's extremities by the carnivorous fish that's nearly twice as long as i am tall. as if it's my fault

[t00thpasteface]

me trying to do my job teaching people about tropical fish while an inquisitive patron is dying to know which of our animals have developed a taste for human flesh and how it happened

[t00thpasteface]

coming back to this post to say people have been so disorderly and disrespectful with the animals lately i think the largest arapaima should be allowed to bite one rude guest per month to hopefully keep everyone else on some better behavior

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[toskarinfr]

[princessslea]

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

[egberts]

[reddherring777]

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[headspace-hotel]

always reblog enthralling leaf to remember the simple wonders around u

[commander-ledi]

honestly its funny when really long standing fandom is starved of new content, because people start dissecting the source material in really specific ways. not in analytic way, because that was done long ago, but like in "desperately using microscope to try find very last scraps of meat" kind of way.

what i mean is that at some point i saw lotr gif set that was like "frodo + looking to left"

[quarter0master]

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right