[recaption]

[awed-frog]

WHOA

[dulcewhisperlea]

[tywysogannwn]

this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to translate on the fly 😭 monoglots just don’t understand and think you’re bad at the source language 😟

[sydsketch]

wit beyond measure ✨

[welcomedtonewyork-deactivated20]

I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗

[thoodleoo]

academia is 50% crying, 20% research, and 30% coming up with funny titles for every paper that you write

[all-class-darling]

[labella-instagram]

ig: jamie_jaymes

[vogista-deactivated20181216]

[marisatomay]

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[pglang]

due to personal reasons i need a hug

[mydaysofproductivity]

good morning ✨

I’m going to consciously try to make every day count.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

[lantern-hill]

THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[smilingstark]

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

[las-lus]

Sounds like college

[ultralaser]

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

[lantern-hill]

someone: wow peter pretty convenient that you always disappear whenever spiderman shows up

peter: the truth is…. i am spiderman

[tatliruyalar]

I aspire to be a woman who loves to wakes up early in the morning and loves what she does for a living everyday. Travels often, spiritually secured, and financially stable.

[dsu2014]

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

[mbthecool]

The things we will miss most about the Eleventh Doctor.