Warlock who couldn't be bothered

Don't be a coward, pee while laying down.

[unbothered-warlock]

my desire for the idea of consumption is stronger than my desire for actual consumption.

[anxeious]

[only-cat-memes]

[homunculus-argument]

The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

[depsidase]

[grimelords]

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

[oligopspispopd-deactivated20221]

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well

[unbothered-warlock]

autism is great cause you get to question if the wall punching is a new stim or if it's just some casual anger

[depsidase]

[unbothered-warlock]

just my first emoji ever.

never doing that again

[everythingfox]

I’m scared

[kittydealer]

u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[evil-lizard-wizard]

I miss when I'd just ask people to attack me and they would. Who wants to have a wizard duel?

[unbothered-warlock]

my patron says it's okay to have a duel if it's okay with your headmaster.

[2peachy]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[catgirlforeskin]

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

[unbothered-warlock]

attempting to contact old gods

getting high while watching OSP videos