uncannilyadroitknittingneedle

[wizardissues]

Whenever people are like “you just have to struggle through the first season of Buffy, you gotta get through the first season of Buffy, I promise it gets better, just wait until the hot blonde vampire shows up” im always like 1) skill issue 2) skill issue 3) skill issue 4) skill issue 5) the show gets good when Buffy shows up, hope that helps

[lightshiningforth]

I'm watching Buffy for the first time, and my favorite part is the way she leaps at antagonists and sails across the screen like an armed, cheetah-printed flying squirrel. You go, Buffy.

[therosyrat]

we need more sweet slytherin representation

i feel like all the depictions of slytherin ocs or slytherin! readers are like these super confident, sarcastic baddies and as a fellow slytherin i do not feel represented 😭😭

im quiet, i like to think im quite kind, im terrible at witty comebacks, a self proclaimed loser, and i would absolutely kick malfoy in the nuts if i saw him being a purist prick to anyone

[uncannilyadroitknittingneedle]

I am slytherin software in hufflepuff hardware

[maurisescapism]

Sometimes I think about Tabula Rasa and yeah, it was a hilarious episode and one of my favourites and it had the hottest kiss of the show, but it also showed us something interesting about Spike.

Their memories were wiped clean, but everyone pretty much retained their core personalities. Spike was goofy and snarky, he got on with Buffy/Joan right away and felt at home fighting by her side. But there was zero "monstrosity" there, he showed no bloodlust, no violence, didn't even know he was a vampire until they got in a fight and he vamped out out of reflex. He had no urge to bite Buffy/Joan. He thought he had a soul.

There were no memories to impact his perception of self. I just think it's pretty remarkable how human Spike appears and feels, even when all of his memories are taken away. Tabula Rasa is who he is at his core, and it's so very ... William.

[moonlitmothhs]

it's not x reader if the "reader character" has a name

it's not x reader if the "reader character" has a name

it's not x reader if the "reader character" has a name

it's not x reader if the "reader character" has a name

ITS NOT X READER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[animentality]

[animentality]

[lipstickhamlet]

would hamlet say six seven: a study

arguments for:

six seven itself has no actual meaning and originates from a clip of a viral song on tiktok, so hamlet's way of pretending to be "mad" could be repeating something widespread but meaningless, like how he quotes song lyrics and idioms (2.2, 430-432; 3.2, 306-310; 3.2 371-372)

hamlet often uses nonsensical, surreal humor, usually ones that appeal to the youth and confuse the older generation, to cope with his despair (2.2, 190-199; 5.1, 204-207)

he puts on the antic disposition partly to confuse claudius and gertrude, which this absolutely would

i don't think hamlet would ever have gen alpha humor, which is the point. he's changed to the point of being unrecognizable in his madness (2.2, 4-1; 316-321)

polonius would try to find meaning in it and come to an entirely incorrect conclusion

arguments against:

hamlet may not have tiktok or even know of this meme in the first place, because he's said to be a stable and well-liked individual prior to the play (4.7, 18-20)

it's actually rosencrantz and guildenstern who would keep saying six seven until hamlet decides to kill them

[hamlet-the-dane-official]

my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

[uncannilyadroitknittingneedle]

do you know how hard it is to keep my phone away from me while I do uni work when everything requires fuckass microsoft authenticator every 5 minutes??

if someone would like to hack my uni account and submit all my assignments for me, go right ahead, just please don't use ai idc im tired

[potablewaters]

Oh my god he actually did it, he blew up a guy with those big brown eyes

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[wiliecoyotegenius]

Dozens of books, poems, plays, and 85% of them have the same title

[drifting-cirro-cloud]

Astarion's wording is so old fashioned when he's using vicious mockery 😭 it makes me think of Wyll and his dialouge about Astarion's age becoming apparent with his words choice at times.

And it's just. So funny to imagine this happens extra while Astarion is pissed.

He's frusterated over something and there's a 50/50 shot he'll do the dramatic dumbing down shit he does in game or begin just. Sneering words no one but Halsin and Jaheira recognize 😭

The first time Astarion is genuinely tweaking out at something in camp Gale is off to the side with his dictionary like

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[weavingwyvernx]

look, im as fond of academic/professor gale as the next person, but when i say academic, i do not mean aesthetic dark academia. i mean gale as an unhinged college professor who’s only there for the research. i mean gale who:

- comes in on four hours of sleep because he was rewriting one sentence for two hours at 2 in the morning

- has an extremely specific gripe with one very niche convention in his field, and will tell you about it

- has fallen asleep facedown in freshly inked parchment more than once

- irritates his colleagues because he’s always late on his departmental teaching paperwork, but he has tenure so there’s nothing they can do

- has VERY STRONG OPINIONS about other academics and their research or lack thereof

- is generally seen as both a brilliant academic and an absolute madman

THAT’S the good stuff right there.

[spinksponk]

Favorite thing about Gale revealing the orb to the group is how guilty he is. Buddy i killed a woman a few nights ago and no one batted an eye. Astarion tried to drink my blood in my sleep. Wyll brought a devil to our camp. Karlach is going to explode. I promise you king you’re not the dealbreaker here